BOOKSTORE HJELMSERIES - 572

G 0 START 1 input 0->1 32 Man from Hjelmdall Series: The display rack is brimming with worn paperbacks featuring an extremely muscular, sword-wielding barbarian on the cover. Nearly all the titles contain the word *Hjelmdall* somewhere. 1->32 2 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Maybe a hundred? "Man from Hjelmdall and the Sages at the End of the World", "Man from Hjelmdall and the False-God", "Man from Hjelmdall and the Scorched Earth", "Man from Hjelmdall: The Hjelmdall Colonies", "Man from Hjelmdall and the Swamp Beast", "Man from Hjelmdall and the Snow Crabs." 51 Half Light: Those snow crabs are worse than they sound. 2->51 3 You: "Wow, more Hjelmdall..." 31 Man from Hjelmdall: Mountains of it. Heroic quantities of Hjelmdall. Roy's puny shirt is nothing compared to the *real deal*. 3->31 4 Plaisance: She nudges her glasses. "It *is* a best-seller for a reason." 38 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Variable["tc.turn_off_tutorial_node"]  or  Variable["character.interactable_tutorial_seen"] 4->38 5 Man from Hjelmdall Series: IsKimHere() 6 IsKimHere() 5->6 7 !(IsKimHere()) 5->7 42 Kim Kitsuragi: "The entire series is also *endearingly* racist, if I may add." 6->42 45 Plaisance: "Oh, sir, I know." The storekeep apologizes immediately. "This really isn't representative of our values. But the store has to cater to its customers." "Oh, sirs, I know." The storekeep apologizes immediately. "This really isn't representative of our values. But the store has to cater to its customers." 7->45 8 You: "That doesn't sound like something I'd be interested in." 26 Plaisance: "At last, someone sensible..." She fiddles with her pendant. "However, I still urge you to buy one. Can't judge a book by the cover, they say!" 8->26 9 You: [Leave.] 10 You: "Storekeep, tell me about the muscleman books." 58 Plaisance: "Oh, *Man from Hjelmdall*. A very popular series of adventure novels." She looks at the book with some disdain. "They're awfully immoral and violent books." 10->58 11 Plaisance: "What does it matter? They're all the same." She rolls her eyes, then fiddles with her pendant. "However, the customer is always right, they say." 65 Plaisance: "If you're a novice of the series, I'd recommend 'Hjelmdallermann: the Man from Hjelmdall.' It's supposed to be a good introduction to the series." 11->65 12 You: "Who's this Man from Hjelmdall?" 13 Plaisance: "He's a 'hero' from the frozen northlands. He travels to all sorts of lands and mainly kills people. There are hundreds of books in the series... and they sell incredibly well." 12->13 17 Encyclopedia: It's pulp adventure. Takes place in a faux-mythological non-place called Hjelmdall. There is no such region on the Katla isola. 13->17 14 Jump to: [Man from Hjelmdall Series: "The display rack before you is burd..."] 55 Man from Hjelmdall Series: The display rack before you is burdened under piles of Man from Hjelmdall novels. 14->55 15 You: Is that all? 34 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Not even close! "Man from Hjelmdall in Hell", "Man from Hjelmdall and the Forest of Slaves", "Man from Hjelmdall Under the Lake", "Man from Hjelmdall: Hjelmdall Burning". There's even "The Trial of Death", a Pasternal combat game book set in the world of Hjelmdallermann, and so much more. 15->34 16 You: Hmm, aren't all women devil women? 70 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Especially those leering types who seem to wear nothing but an armoured bikini. There's also some sort of a snake-lizard beast slithering around her abdomen-chest-shoulder region. 16->70 69 You: "Why are they so popular?" 17->69 18 You: "Storekeep, this book is misogynistic. How can you peddle such filth?" 18->5 19 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Variable["doomed.book_wc_hjelmwoman"] 20 Variable["doomed.book_wc_hjelmwoman"] 19->20 21 !(Variable["doomed.book_wc_hjelmwoman"]) 19->21 59 Pain Threshold: A twinge at the back of your head makes you flinch. Your eye starts twitching. 20->59 43 Pain Threshold: Nothing of interest. Only silence and the cosmic background pain-radiation. 21->43 22 You: Enough. 27 Jump to: [Man from Hjelmdall Series: "The display rack before you is burd..."] 22->27 23 You: Ugh, what is it? 44 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Your hand reaches toward a book with glossy cover art of the very muscular Man from Hjelmdall -- in *chains* -- kneeling in front of a staircase leading to a throne. A woman sits on the throne, leering at the man. 23->44 24 You: Interesting. 53 Jump to: [Man from Hjelmdall Series: "The display rack before you is burd..."] 24->53 25 hjelmhub 25->3 25->9 25->10 33 You: "I want to buy the 'Hjelmdallermann' book." 25->33 46 You: Do any of the books call out to me? 25->46 56 You: Look through the display of books. 25->56 57 You: "I want to buy 'Man from Hjelmdall and the Devil Woman'." 25->57 26->65 27->55 28 Jump to: [hjelmhub] 28->25 29 You: Ow! 29->44 30 Jump to: [hjelmhub] 30->25 67 Jump to: [hjelmhub] 31->67 41 Physical Instrument: This is entirely, *completely* you. You have found the *right* books. 32->41 60 Plaisance: "Oh yes, certainly." She rubs her hands together. "Another good sale." 33->60 34->28 35 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Between the throne and the Hjelmdallermann lies a bonfire, casting shadows on the wall. The shadow of the woman's head-dress looks like a pair of devil horns. The title reads: "Man from Hjelmdall and the Devil Woman". 35->16 35->18 35->24 36 You: Good god, how many are there? 36->2 37 Inland Empire: She's laughing at him. Belittling him. 37->35 39 Variable["tc.turn_off_tutorial_node"]  or  Variable["character.interactable_tutorial_seen"] 38->39 40 !(Variable["tc.turn_off_tutorial_node"]  or  Variable["character.interactable_tutorial_seen"]) 38->40 63 Jump to: [hjelmhub] 39->63 66 Tutorial Agent: You've acquired an interactable item. Investigate this item further by going to the INTERACT tab in your INVENTORY. 40->66 41->25 42->45 61 Jump to: [hjelmhub] 43->61 44->37 45->14 47 You: Variable["doomed.book_wc_hjelmwoman"] 46->47 48 Variable["doomed.book_wc_hjelmwoman"] 47->48 49 !(Variable["doomed.book_wc_hjelmwoman"]) 47->49 48->19 49->19 50 Man from Hjelmdall Series: Rows and rows of Hjelmdallermenn blur your vision. You make out some titles: "Man from Hjelmdall and the Mammoth-Riders", "Man from Hjelmdall: Return to Hjelmdall", and the solipsistic "Man From Hjelmdall and the Hjelmdall Man." 50->22 50->36 51->15 51->22 52 Conceptualization: It's symbolic of vice and sin. 62 Jump to: [Man from Hjelmdall Series: "The display rack before you is burd..."] 52->62 53->55 55->25 56->50 57->4 58->12 58->69 59->23 59->29 60->38 61->25 62->55 63->25 64 You: "Sounds good. Which one should I start with?" 64->11 65->30 66->63 67->25 68 Plaisance: "Blood and violence, scantily clad women, epic narratives, all those mystical things he encounters. They're bound to grab those with little imagination and nothing to do." 68->8 68->64 69->68 70->52