JAM ORB pagetwothought - 1302

G 0 START 1 input 0->1 2 Electrochemistry: That page-three girl... she must be *the* most beautiful page-three girl ever printed. And look at those freckles! The origin of disco... makes you wanna dive into the boogie, doesn't it? Get closer to disco itself with Miss Page-Three. 1->2 8 Rhetoric: L'origine du disco! Such a powerful conceit, and this is what we're going to do with it? The commitment of an act of gross public indecency? 2->8 3 Kim Kitsuragi: The usually unflappable lieutenant takes a surprised step back. "Officer... what are you doing?" 58 Electrochemistry: I DIDN'T SAY PARTY THIS SECOND! 3->58 4 You: Why do I hurt all of a sudden? 66 Inland Empire: The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either. 4->66 5 You: Because she's the kind of pretty that gets me down. 69 Inland Empire: You're right. There's an absence inside of you, something missing that may have been freckled too. 5->69 6 Electrochemistry: Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed. 7 You: No. This is not how I want to remember the freckled girl. [Finish thought.] 53 Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"] 8->53 9 IsKimHere() 10 IsKimHere() 9->10 11 !(IsKimHere()) 9->11 38 You: "I, uh... had to zip *up* my fly. That's all. Let's move on." [Finish thought.] 10->38 21 You: Oh, right. Of course... [Finish thought.] 11->21 12 Hand/Eye Coordination: A pilgrimage you can make with just your hand. 56 elchemming_yourself 12->56 13 You: But Kim... 62 Electrochemistry: Look at her thighs, *between* her thighs, and... what are you waiting for, man?! 13->62 14 You: Yeah... I want to get into the groovy. Let's disco, baby. (Start unzipping.) 46 Inland Empire: ... is what you're thinking. But you don't want to disco like this. Not really. Not in the deepest part of your soul, where the freckles only make you sad. 14->46 15 Electrochemistry: Absolutely not. 15->14 25 You: I don't think so... there's just something uncomfortable about all of this. 15->25 16 Hand/Eye Coordination: Sure is! 16->7 51 You: Hm... How *exactly* can I travel to the origin of disco with Miss Page-Three? 16->51 17 You: (Party.) 48 CheckEquipped("neck_tie")  and  Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true 17->48 18 Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"] 19 Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"] 18->19 20 !(Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]) 18->20 19->4 31 Electrochemistry: Whatever, coward. Don't ride your way to the origin of disco. The page-three girl is too good for you anyway. 20->31 22 You: ... I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? 67 Inland Empire: And more than that: you're sad. There's an absence inside of you, something missing that may have been freckled too. 22->67 23 You: Go on... 23->62 24 Electrochemistry: PARTY WITH MISS PAGE-THREE ALL THE WAY TO DISCO ZERO! 26 unzip_that_hip 24->26 47 Electrochemistry: Fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuck! But it's the origin of all disco, buddy! Why not? 25->47 26->14 26->25 30 You: Should I invite Kim to travel to the origin disco with me? 26->30 70 You: Yes! This is just like how it'll be in the End Times -- only me and Miss Page-Three. (Start unzipping.) 26->70 27 Electrochemistry: COME ON! I SAID PARTY! 27->17 28 Electrochemistry: Party later. Party in *private*. Like you would if you ever prayed. 28->9 29 Electrochemistry: That's exactly what I mean. Unzip and party down on yourself, my man. No one's watching. 40 Electrochemistry: Except Miss Page-Three, of course. 29->40 30->15 32 You: Hold on, is this what happens when you two get together? 68 Electrochemistry: Yes! 32->68 33 Hand/Eye Coordination: C'mon! Beauty is inviting you on a pilgrimage. A pilgrimage you can make with just your hand. 33->56 34 IsKimHere() 35 IsKimHere() 34->35 36 !(IsKimHere()) 34->36 35->3 36->58 37 Electrochemistry: Oh, come on. Don't say you've forgotten *that* as well. You can *feel* what you wanna do. You wanna party, don't you? Party right now with Miss Page-Three. *Unzip* and party. 37->23 45 You: Hang on. Right now? Unzip? 37->45 39 Inland Empire: ... is what you're thinking. But you don't want to party down. Not really. Not in the deepest part of your soul, where the freckles only make you sad. 63 Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"] 39->63 40->13 40->23 41 Horrific Necktie: Come ON, *bratan*! YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO DISCO! TAKE IT OUT AND JACK IT! 41->5 41->22 52 You: There's more to the freckled woman than what you're suggesting. There's more to disco, too. And to me. 41->52 42 CheckEquipped("neck_tie")  and  Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true 43 CheckEquipped("neck_tie")  and  Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true 42->43 44 !(CheckEquipped("neck_tie")  and  Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true) 42->44 43->41 44->5 44->22 44->52 45->29 46->63 47->42 49 CheckEquipped("neck_tie")  and  Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true 48->49 50 !(CheckEquipped("neck_tie")  and  Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true) 48->50 59 Horrific Necktie: Fucking right. Let me just tighten up a bit for you -- is that good, you sick, wild fuck boy? 49->59 50->34 51->37 52->67 54 Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"] 53->54 55 !(Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"]) 53->55 61 Electrochemistry: It'd be indecent to ignore Miss Page-Three. Beauty is inviting you on a pilgrimage! 54->61 55->33 56->7 56->32 56->51 58->28 59->34 60 Electrochemistry: Come on, what are you talking about -- sad freckles? Freckles are fun! 60->4 61->12 62->24 64 Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"] 63->64 65 !(Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]) 63->65 64->60 65->27 66->6 67->18 68->16 69->18 70->39