JAM ORB pagetwothought - 1302
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Electrochemistry: That page-three girl... she must be *the* most beautiful page-three girl ever printed. And look at those freckles! The origin of disco... makes you wanna dive into the boogie, doesn't it? Get closer to disco itself with Miss Page-Three.
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Rhetoric: L'origine du disco! Such a powerful conceit, and this is what we're going to do with it? The commitment of an act of gross public indecency?
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Kim Kitsuragi: The usually unflappable lieutenant takes a surprised step back. "Officer... what are you doing?"
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Electrochemistry: I DIDN'T SAY PARTY THIS SECOND!
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You: Why do I hurt all of a sudden?
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Inland Empire: The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either.
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You: Because she's the kind of pretty that gets me down.
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Inland Empire: You're right. There's an absence inside of you, something missing that may have been freckled too.
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Electrochemistry: Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
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You: No. This is not how I want to remember the freckled girl. [Finish thought.]
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Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"]
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IsKimHere()
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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You: "I, uh... had to zip *up* my fly. That's all. Let's move on." [Finish thought.]
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You: Oh, right. Of course... [Finish thought.]
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Hand/Eye Coordination: A pilgrimage you can make with just your hand.
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elchemming_yourself
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You: But Kim...
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Electrochemistry: Look at her thighs, *between* her thighs, and... what are you waiting for, man?!
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You: Yeah... I want to get into the groovy. Let's disco, baby. (Start unzipping.)
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Inland Empire: ... is what you're thinking. But you don't want to disco like this. Not really. Not in the deepest part of your soul, where the freckles only make you sad.
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Electrochemistry: Absolutely not.
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You: I don't think so... there's just something uncomfortable about all of this.
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Hand/Eye Coordination: Sure is!
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You: Hm... How *exactly* can I travel to the origin of disco with Miss Page-Three?
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You: (Party.)
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CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]
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Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]
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!(Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"])
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Electrochemistry: Whatever, coward. Don't ride your way to the origin of disco. The page-three girl is too good for you anyway.
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You: ... I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
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Inland Empire: And more than that: you're sad. There's an absence inside of you, something missing that may have been freckled too.
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You: Go on...
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Electrochemistry: PARTY WITH MISS PAGE-THREE ALL THE WAY TO DISCO ZERO!
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unzip_that_hip
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Electrochemistry: Fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuck! But it's the origin of all disco, buddy! Why not?
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You: Should I invite Kim to travel to the origin disco with me?
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You: Yes! This is just like how it'll be in the End Times -- only me and Miss Page-Three. (Start unzipping.)
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Electrochemistry: COME ON! I SAID PARTY!
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Electrochemistry: Party later. Party in *private*. Like you would if you ever prayed.
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Electrochemistry: That's exactly what I mean. Unzip and party down on yourself, my man. No one's watching.
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Electrochemistry: Except Miss Page-Three, of course.
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You: Hold on, is this what happens when you two get together?
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Electrochemistry: Yes!
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Hand/Eye Coordination: C'mon! Beauty is inviting you on a pilgrimage. A pilgrimage you can make with just your hand.
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IsKimHere()
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Electrochemistry: Oh, come on. Don't say you've forgotten *that* as well. You can *feel* what you wanna do. You wanna party, don't you? Party right now with Miss Page-Three. *Unzip* and party.
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You: Hang on. Right now? Unzip?
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Inland Empire: ... is what you're thinking. But you don't want to party down. Not really. Not in the deepest part of your soul, where the freckles only make you sad.
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Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]
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Horrific Necktie: Come ON, *bratan*! YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO DISCO! TAKE IT OUT AND JACK IT!
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You: There's more to the freckled woman than what you're suggesting. There's more to disco, too. And to me.
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CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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!(CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true)
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CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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!(CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true)
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Horrific Necktie: Fucking right. Let me just tighten up a bit for you -- is that good, you sick, wild fuck boy?
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Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"]
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!(Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"])
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Electrochemistry: It'd be indecent to ignore Miss Page-Three. Beauty is inviting you on a pilgrimage!
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Electrochemistry: Come on, what are you talking about -- sad freckles? Freckles are fun!
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Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]
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!(Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"])
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