PAWNSHOP RACK OF SECOND-HAND UNIFORMS - 840
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["canal.hjelmdall_mainhub_reached"]
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Bird's Nest Roy: "A fan... No, I wouldn't go that far. But I do think the Hjelmdallermann Saga is an integral part of our shared reality."
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["canal.hjelmdall_roy_real"]
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You: "Perhaps I could repay you in some other way?"
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Bird's Nest Roy: "I deal in goods, not services."
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Empathy: He's surprised at your non-recognition.
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["canal.hjelmdall_empathy_surprise"]
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Bird's Nest Roy: He grimaces. "I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm a fan. But I do think the Hjelmdallermann Saga is an integral part of our shared reality."
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Variable["canal.hjelmdall_roy_real"]
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!(Variable["canal.hjelmdall_roy_real"])
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Jump to: [mainhub]
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Most people don't think that the Man from Hjemdall really existed, but they're *wrong*."
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followinghub
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You: "I'm going to call bullshit right now."
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You: "Uh huh, say more?'
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You: "I'm not following at all."
"I'm not following at all, sorry."
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You: "I'm totally with you, man. Reality has a way of bending back on itself."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Besides, I've been to Katla, though not quite as far north as the Hjelmdall, and watched the northern lights travel across the sky. Very unique energetic tides there."
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Encyclopedia: It's for the best, because Hjelmdall is *not* a real place. And thus he could not have gone there.
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Bird's Nest Roy: He smirks. "It's a simple matter of cause and effect, and recognizing that they work in both directions."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "You'll just have to buy it, then," he replies with a dry smile. "But it's not like it's *expensive*."
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mainhub
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Bird's Nest Roy: "In fact..." He leans in. "Most people don't think that the Man from Hjelmdall ever really existed, but they are *wrong*."
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Kim Kitsuragi: The lieutenant raises a brow. "*Hjelmdall* isn't a real place."
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Variable["canal.hjelmdall_empathy_surprise"]
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!(Variable["canal.hjelmdall_empathy_surprise"])
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Drama: Lie, sire. For no reason.
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carewhohub
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You: "How much are you selling this T-shirt for?"
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Two reál."
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Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere()
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pricelogichub
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You: "Cool, I'll think about it."
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You: "Sounds like a good deal, although I wouldn't really know."
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You: "Couldn't you just give it to me for free then?"
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You: "That's unusually cheap, isn't it?"
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Bird's Nest Roy: "It should belong to anyone who is ready to wear it."
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Jump to: [pricelogichub]
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You: "The Man from Hjelmdall is a superstar, I'm a superstar -- it would be perfect!"
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Bird's Nest Roy: He thinks about it. "I suppose that makes sense, yes. Please, go ahead and take it -- Welcome to Hjelmdall."
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Bird's Nest Roy: He drums his fingers on the counter. "I doubt the real Man from Hjelmdall was as poor a role model as the one in the popular literature."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "But, yes, the books are very sexist. In a not-entirely-unenjoyable way."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Hmm, I think you might be thinking about someone else I... dislike music," he frowns. "So I couldn't tell you who."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "The Man from Hjelmdall is the hero of a series of popular books based on a fictional version of Katla, mostly what is nowadays Arda NFD."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Oh... I see. That's tough, man, I feel the same way sometimes. The Man from Hjelmdall is the hero of a series of popular books based on a fictional version of Katla."
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Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere()
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You: "You said everything's going to be over soon anyway, man. I just want to walk into the end times wearing this t-shirt."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Interesting choice. But sure, why not -- take it. Welcome to Hjelmdall."
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You: "Okay, I've thought it over and I want to buy the T-shirt."
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You: "This shirt celebrates a false hero, a guardian of the masculine order."
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You: "What's the deal with the man on this t-shirt?"
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You: "What did you mean the Man from Hjelmdall was real?"
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You: Sniff the T-shirt.
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You: "That's a rad Man from Hjelmdall t-shirt you've got there."
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You: Let go of the T-shirt. [Leave.]
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Kim Kitsuragi: The lieutenant raises his eyebrows. "That's dirt cheap."
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Bird's Nest Roy: He inclines his head. "You should."
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You: (Lie) "I was a very sheltered child -- my parents only let me read boring books about ordinary people, and the Man from Hjelmdall looks *extraordinary*."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "That's very sad, man. Then you missed out on some pretty well executed, albeit repetitive adventure literature."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "He left his native village of Hjelmdall after his son was kidnapped, having many exciting adventures and killing many enemies with his swords, but he lost his family in the process. Tragic stuff, really."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "It's not that complicated. All that's required is a more robust understanding of cause and effect."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Neither is the Man a real man, of course, but both the Man and Hjelmdall are an ontological necessity..." He stops abruptly. "But, hey, it's not worth getting into an argument about."
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Rhetoric: Wow, what?
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Physical Instrument: Stop talking about this nerd stuff. It will make you *weedy*.
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Hell yeah, man." The shopkeep sounds enthusiastic. "I don't usually carry printed tees, but this one was just such a pure exemplar."
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You: "You must be a serious Man from Hjelmdall fan."
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You: "We have a lot in common. I'm a big fan of the Man from Hjelmdall too."
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Logic: That's very cheap for a printed t-shirt that's still in pretty good shape.
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Rack of Second-Hand Uniforms: *Oh* yeah. The print depicts a muscled man striding toward you, a giant sword in each hand, encircled by burning embers. Behind him is a cluster of cabins engulfed in flames. Beneath him are the words: "HJELMDALL BURNING."
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["tc.hjelmdall"]
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You: "Remind me, who's the Man from Hjelmdall again?"
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You: "He's a music-based superstar, right?"
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You: "I'm guessing I'm supposed to know who this Man from Hjelmdall is, but I lost my memory recently and need help remembering basic facts about reality."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Huh?"
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You: "I said I lost my memory recently and need help remembering basic facts about reality."
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You: "Never mind. Tell me more about this Man from Hjelmdall."
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Rack of Second-Hand Uniforms: What a shirt. All other shirts pale in comparison to the muscular man with antlers and immense zweihänders.
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Welcome to Hjelmdall, officer."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Sniffing is okay," says the shopkeep. "But please don't try anything on. Can't have you leaving your photon emissions in the fabric of things you're not going to buy."
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Inland Empire: You're not imagining it. Photon emissions? What is he talking about?
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Kim Kitsuragi: "It's the Man from Hjelmdall."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Walking away from his burning village, yes."
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Empathy: Their matter-of-fact tone belies their surprise at the fact that you didn't recognize the figure in the print.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Okay..." He sounds incredulous.
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Bird's Nest Roy: "You sound sceptical. It's not that complicated. All that's required is a more robust understanding of cause and effect."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Exactly. Cause and effect work in both directions."
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Conceptualization: His theory isn't exactly *incoherent*, but its logic does suggest some *unusual* neural activity. Interesting...
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Bird's Nest Roy: "That's the Man from Hjelmdall walking away as his village burns."
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Bird's Nest Roy: "Oh, it is."
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You: Oh yeah?
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Encyclopedia: The antlers on the hood of the man's cloak and his piercing blue eyes are familiar....
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You: "I guess I can't really think of any good reason."
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Variable["canal.hjelmdall_mainhub_reached"]
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!(Variable["canal.hjelmdall_mainhub_reached"])
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Rack of Second-Hand Uniforms: Wow! A very large red T-shirt with an impressive print stands out from the other garb.
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IsKimHere()
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Rack of Second-Hand Uniforms: Smells like worn cotton. And a little old sweat there?
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Perception (Smell): Worn cotton with a side of flea market or trash bin.
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Bird's Nest Roy: "I sympathize, I do, but this is a for-profit enterprise."
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You: Not now. [Leave.]
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Bird's Nest Roy: "I mean -- even if the Man from Hjelmdall didn't exist before the adventure novels, the stories have made it so that he has. It's simple really."
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Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere()
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Bird's Nest Roy: "It's simply a matter of recognizing that cause and effect work in both directions."
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Inland Empire: Very, *very* unique energies indeed. Geomagnetic ley lines, one might even say.
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Kim Kitsuragi: CheckItem("shirt_hjelmdall")
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Physical Instrument: Stop talking about this nerd stuff. It will make you *weedy*. Buy the damn shirt already, it's powerful.
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Bird's Nest Roy: He frowns. "But... why?"
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Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere()
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You: "Because I'm a broke cop without a cent to my name."
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IsKimHere()
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Variable["tc.hjelmdall"]
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!(Variable["tc.hjelmdall"])
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CheckItem("shirt_hjelmdall")
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!(CheckItem("shirt_hjelmdall"))
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