PIER ORB ultraliberal quest pre-cindy - 373
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Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_pier_done"] or Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_balcony_done"]
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Savoir Faire: There! On that balcony. Do you see it? It's an artist!
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Conceptualization: A strong aura of *originality* surrounds the girl in question.
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You: Yes, I can sense the *originality*...
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Savoir Faire: Seems to be one of those conceptual types... not good. If we proceed cautiously we might get something tangible out of her.
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Empathy: Hints of deep emotional trauma that have led to ironic detachment...
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Savoir Faire: It's all there if you know how to read people. Commanders of the streets like me have it down to a tee. I'll teach you. Listen up...
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You: Not now. I'm on a roll. [Leave.]
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Savoir Faire: A streak of individuality? As you wish...
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Savoir Faire: What you need to do is lure them in with a strong one-liner -- get them on your side before you've even finished a sentence. Show us what you've got -- pretend you're facing the SKULL-girl!
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oneliner hub
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Suggestion: Nonsense, no one 'repels wealth', the businessmen just don't know how to entice them.
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Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_pier_done"] or Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_balcony_done"]
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Variable["auto.on_cindy_balcony"]
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Variable["auto.on_cindy_balcony"]
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!(Variable["auto.on_cindy_balcony"])
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Savoir Faire: There! Right in front of you. Do you see it?
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Savoir Faire: There! On that balcony. Do you see it?
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Empathy: It's polite. What's wrong with being polite?
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Jump to: [oneliner hub]
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Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_pier_done"] or Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_balcony_done"]
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!(Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_pier_done"] or Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_balcony_done"])
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Rhetoric: It's true, some of them are known to turn the entire thing into a happening.
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Savoir Faire: What you need to do is lure them in with a strong one-liner -- get them on your side before you've even finished a sentence. Show us what you've got -- pretend you're facing the girl!
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Savoir Faire: A streak of individuality. As you wish...
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listen or leave
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You: I've got this. Trust me. [Leave.]
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You: Alright, I'm listening.
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You: See *what*? (Squint your eyes.)
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Savoir Faire: The *artisto*. Now hold up, you can't go into a bullring without a prep talk. It's baby's first sales negotiation after all! Savvy's gotta give you the do-s and don't-s.
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Savoir Faire: Holy-moly, are we being arrested here?! Only tax inspectors and debt collectors speak like that. You don't want to start your business relationship with the wrong vibe.
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Reaction Speed: But it would catch her off-guard. That's *always* an advantage.
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Variable["pier.artist_guessed_wrong_once"]
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Variable["pier.artist_guessed_wrong_once"]
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!(Variable["pier.artist_guessed_wrong_once"])
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Savoir Faire: Mamma mia, if this isn't the Top Seller in La Delta! Everyone knew you'd eventually get it right...
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Savoir Faire: Mamma mia, if this isn't the Top Seller in La Delta! No one expected you to nail this on the *first* try -- *congratulazioni*!
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Variable["pier.orb_ultralib_happening"]
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Suggestion: Hmm, it's a decent start, but you might need to change strategies down the line...
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You: (Lean in.) Hey beautiful. Let's go for a walk on the *wild side*.
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You: It's your lucky day! I'm in the market for some original *art* by the crème de la crème.
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You: Excuse me, could I please take a look at your art?
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You: Hand over your art. Put it in the bag. NOW!!
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You: (Whip out your finger pistols and bang them in the sky.) It's your lucky day! I'm in the market for some original *art* by the crème de la crème.
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Savoir Faire: The dishevelled hair, cheap clothes, slumping posture that suggests an unearned sense of superiority...
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You: I know how to handle this, no need to coach me. [Leave.]
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Variable["pier.orb_ultralib_happening"]
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!(Variable["pier.orb_ultralib_happening"])
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Half Light: Oh no, not a *happening*!! I don't like the sound of that...
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You: Cindy? Yes, that's where I'm headed...
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Savoir Faire: Artistos are known to *repel* wealth. It bounces off their skin like rubber. The moment a reasonable business proposal enters their periphery, they go and get 'political'.
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Variable["auto.on_cindy_balcony"]
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Variable["auto.on_cindy_balcony"]
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!(Variable["auto.on_cindy_balcony"])
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Savoir Faire: There! Right in front of you. Do you see it? It's an artist!
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You: Not now. I'm on a roll. [Leave.]
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Savoir Faire: Straight into a bullring with no prep talk? No-no-no. It's your first sales negotiation, Savvy's gotta give you the do-s and don't-s.
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Pain Threshold: That's a pathetic-looking *bull*. Where are the sharpened horns ready to puncture your gristle? There's no real danger here.
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Savoir Faire: Okay then, off you go! Let's see what you've got.
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Half Light: Quick, kill it with fire before it organises a *happening*!
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You: How can you tell?
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You: All stations beware, it's a level three happening-alert!
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You: Alright, I'm listening. What's the plan?
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Savoir Faire: What is this, a dating agency? Are you looking for a Pretty Young Thing to sponsor? Never mix business and pleasure -- *never*.
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Electrochemistry: Counterpoint! What if pleasure *is* your business? Gigolos make bank *and* get that wet-wet. It's never too late to change careers...
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Savoir Faire: Yes, this seems to be one of those *conceptual* types... not good. If we proceed cautiously we might get something tangible out of her.
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Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_pier_done"] or Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_balcony_done"]
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!(Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_pier_done"] or Variable["pier.cindy_first_greeting_balcony_done"])
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Savoir Faire: Boring... BORING... Yawning my jaw off here... Next!
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Drama: Rehearsal helps fine tune a performance. Learn your lines so they can flow out of you like Herc Zeitung's legendary soliloquy in 'Hoppla, jetzt komm ich!'!
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