RACIST FASCHA DQ FOLDER - 848
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You: "I'm trying to turn back time. Can you help me, bröther?"
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Kim Kitsuragi: "This again, really?" The lieutenant looks frustrated.
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Jump to: [jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off]
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Kim Kitsuragi: "I promise, he isn't." He lets out a sigh. "Just please make it quick, I'll organise my notes in the meantime."
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]
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Electrochemistry: But you do. Go figure.
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Encyclopedia: Also, there is no such thing as a 'homo circus'.
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Half Light: He's really got himself worked up now. Dangerous stores of pent-up emotion there.
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Racist lorry driver: He grinds a cigarette butt into the pavement and quickly lights another.
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You: I'm satisfied with this conclusion.
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Racist lorry driver: "You still with us, runt? Or are you just gonna stand around like a glue-sniffer?"
"You still with us, brother? You're standing there like a glue-sniffer."
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You: That's why he is... like he is? (Continue.)
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Logic: It's a vicious cycle he is unlikely to ever break. The lack of female affection makes him bitter. His bitterness in turn reduces his chances of gaining that affection...
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Endurance: Only the most average survive Extinction-Level Events. That's a known fact.
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Logic: But there's a lot one can do with 'average', and this guy hasn't. Now, past his prime, it's unlikely he ever will. While others dominate the 'killing fields', he will sink to the bottom of the mating pool.
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Logic: It's his defeatist, self-pitying mentality. A sense that the world *owes* him a mate, because he perceives himself to be a 'good guy'.
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Suggestion: The ladies don't like that, it isn't *sexy*.
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Logic: But the truth is there's a hundred million men like him competing for every single female out there, and his attitude virtually guarantees he'll never come out on top.
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Jump to: [RC SUCCESS]
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Logic: Easily.
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Inland Empire: How do you know it already hasn't?
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Racist lorry driver: "No, I can't help you." He clears his throat. "And I'll tell you why..."
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["tc.down_with_racism"] == true or Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"] == false
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Racist lorry driver: "What do you mean by 'big time' racist, exactly?" He stares at you intently.
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Savoir Faire: He's confused now, off his balance...
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Racist lorry driver: "You know, I get funny looks from people all the time. I *know* they're looking at my gut. I can *see* that. Big fucking deal, a guy put on a little weight, who cares?"
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Composure: Alert! We detect *major* body-image disturbance.
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Racist lorry driver: "Our race does, man. That's the whole idea. If we don't get 'em, the kipts and the Kojkos will. It's just biological reality."
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Jump to: [manlorry]
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Racist lorry driver: "'Cause there's no point, you hear me? Unless you believe in ancient fascist magic like some wannabe magus."
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Inland Empire: Actually, it's called *extraphysics* and you don't need to be a magus to access it.
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Logic: That's how badly you're losing, you don't even realise it's happening! Thank god this hero is here, fighting for all of us.
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You: No, I think there was something else...
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Endurance: The rumbling in your stomach says there's something not quite right with this one...
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Racist lorry driver: IsKimHere()
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["plaza.fascha_dq_asked_someone_the_q"]
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]
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Kim Kitsuragi: "You've got to be kidding me..." The lieutenant rubs his forehead as if hit by a sudden migraine. "What is this, detective?"
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Untitled hub (09)
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Kim Kitsuragi: "No, it won't be." He lets out a sigh. "And even if it were, it would be a waste of a minute. Just please make it quick, I'll organise my notes in the meantime."
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Racist lorry driver: A grunt of acknowledgement. "I *do* try to keep up with my own sources. Independent stuff. You can't believe half of what you hear out there..."
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Racist lorry driver: He takes a drag of his cigarette. "I've done the reading, I know what the *real* experts say. Our greatest days are behind us, and we're not going back."
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Logic: He isn't interested in evolving, improving, or working for it. He thinks by just *being* he is entitled to love and respect.
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You: Poor guy...
Just one more angry ape vying for resources...
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You: Well, maybe he shouldn't be such a bigot then?
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Racist lorry driver: "Oh, *that* old song." He spits.
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Perception (Sight): You're not the first person to point this out to him, with similar results.
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Kim Kitsuragi: The lieutenant's eyebrow is conspicuously arched.
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Racist lorry driver: "My... what? Ah!" He jumps back with a look of disgust. "Fucking puffs everywhere..."
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You: "What? No way."
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Racist lorry driver: He relaxes, slightly. "People think it's so easy, being a lorry driver. Well it *isn't*, okay?"
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Racist lorry driver: "What's a guy like *me* supposed to do, huh? Fucking butt-clenches while I'm driving, like some kind of anal acrobat in the homo circus?!"
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Encyclopedia: Anal acrobats actually train using a series of stomach breathing exercises, not butt-clenches. Not many people know that.
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Racist lorry driver: "That's the question, isn't it?" He takes a drag. "People think you and me got it so easy. But the reality is it's fucking *hard* to be a regular guy these days..."
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Rhetoric: Is he serious right now?
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Jump to: [Racist lorry driver: ""Uh..." Your sudden change of heart..."]
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Racist lorry driver: "Uh..." Your sudden change of heart catches him off guard. "I uh... well... yeah fuck it, it's a stupid question anyway."
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You: "By the way, anal acrobats actually use stomach breathing to relax the external sphincter..."
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Racist lorry driver: "What? I don't wanna hear about your bum-play! I'm trying to tell you what life is like out there for the working man and you're going on about sphincters."
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You: "Bear with me, Kim, this could be very important."
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You: "My gut tells me he's exactly the kind of guy I'm looking for." (Wink at the lorryman.)
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You: "Relax, Kim, it'll only be a minute."
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Jump to: [MAINHUB]
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JUMP OUT to JAM / RACIST
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Variable["tc.down_with_racism"] == true or Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"] == false
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!(Variable["tc.down_with_racism"] == true or Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"] == false)
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Racist lorry driver: "'Cause you're a runt and an asshole."
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Rhetoric: Again, is he actually serious right now?
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Racist lorry driver: "They don't *care* if you're a good guy. They're superficial creatures. That's just the truth." He takes a long drag.
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You: Why is he outgunned?
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Logic: It starts with the genetic lottery. A few are born handsome, imposing giants, while most -- like this guy -- are just average. The less fortunate have an underdeveloped limb, a sense missing, or worse.
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You: So what should I say to him?
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Logic: Just be nice. Or tear him to pieces. Or ignore him. You're not going to *change* him.
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Racist lorry driver: "So you heading off or what?" He clears his throat, doing his best to appear indifferent.
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Suggestion: Listen, despite his hostile exterior, this one's got a soft underbelly. He's desperate for affirmation...
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_composure_begging_for_praise"]
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You: "I know exactly what you mean. You gotta get as far away from that shit as possible."
"I know exactly what you mean. When you lose it, you're never gonna get it back."
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Racist lorry driver: "Yeah," he hisses, "sounds about right."
"You got that right, brother."
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Racist lorry driver: "I'll believe it when I see it." He shrugs off your hand. "Whatever, I don't care. It's all the same to me..."
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Empathy: It's not. It's really not.
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Composure: And he's back to his charming old self.
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Racist lorry driver: IsKimHere()
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You: (Look around.) I don't *see* a culture war, though.
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You: "You seem like a man who knows what's *really* going on."
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Jump to: [Racist lorry driver: ""You still with us, runt? Or are yo..."]
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Racist lorry driver: "You still with us, runt? Or are you just gonna stand around like a glue-sniffer?"
"You still with us, brother? You're standing there like a glue-sniffer."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "I promise you, it isn't." He lets out a sigh. "Just please make it quick, I'll organise my notes in the meantime."
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_encylo_analacrobats"]
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Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_encylo_analacrobats"]
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!(Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_encylo_analacrobats"])
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You: Wait, could this happen to me?
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You: "Just hang in there, lorryman." (Pat him on the shoulder.) "It'll get better."
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Racist lorry driver: "It's about preserving our heritage, our *birthright*."
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Jump to: [downwithhub]
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You: "You know what? I'll ask someone else to help me."
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Jump to: [manlorry]
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manlorry
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firsthub
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You: "Listen, I just need your bean bag for a moment..."
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You: "You're a big time racist, right? I thought you were into that kinda stuff."
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You: "My gut tells me you're just the guy I'm looking for."
"Like I said, my gut's got a good feeling about you."
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Racist lorry driver: IsKimHere()
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Empathy: He's not listening at all, just circling the drain...
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You: "Time, Lorryman -- CAN YOU REVERSE IT?!"
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Jump to: [Suggestion: "Listen, despite his hostile exterio..."]
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Half Light: His hackles are up, scanning for threats...
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Racist lorry driver: "Are you mocking me right now, runt?"
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RC SUCCESS
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You: How is he ill-equipped?
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You: I feel outgunned and ill-equipped too...
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Suggestion: Massage his ego, feed him a few grapes, make him *like* you.
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Half Light: DON'T FORGET TO TICKLE THE BEANBAG!
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Jump to: [downwithhub]
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downwithhub
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Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]
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!(Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"])
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Racist lorry driver: "Let's get one thing straight: You can't tell a man to 'fuck off' and then say he's your brother. It doesn't work like that..."
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]
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Drama: He's looking for sssigns of deceit...
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You: "Enough! I'll ask someone else how to turn back time."
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You: "You know, if you weren't so bitter, you might have more luck with the ladies."
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You: "So... can you help me turn back time, or not?"
"I ask you again, brother: Can you help me turn back time?"
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You: What's *really* going on with this guy?
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Logic: And maybe he wouldn't be such a bigot if he had found love sooner? But so it goes.
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Logic: We know.
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Endurance: This fool is a colossal waste of time. There's no kingsman inside him -- just self-loathing and entitlement. Let's keep searching.
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Jump to: [MAINHUB]
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You: "So Measurehead was right... Haplogroup B4's time is over."
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You: "What about the ancient fascist magic?"
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You: "What am I supposed to do then?" (Proceed.)
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Racist lorry driver: "No, that's bullshit. We can't turn back time, but that doesn't mean we can just surrender to the savages..."
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Jump to: [RC SUCCESS]
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Electrochemistry: Hey, you're just trying to share some useful information here!
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Kim Kitsuragi: The lieutenant doesn't utter a word, but his face says 'I told you so.'
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Rhetoric: Yeah, who in their right mind would judge a book by its cover, lorryman?
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Logic: Did you not hear what he said? There's a culture war raging out there, and *this* unlikely hero might be our last, best chance. That's all this is about.
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You: (Deep breath.) I must steel myself.
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Racist lorry driver: The lorryman looks at you like he can't decide whether he wants to smash something or break down in tears. The silence is heavy and uncomfortable.
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Endurance: This fool is a colossal waste of time. There's no kingsman inside him -- just self-loathing and entitlement. Let's keep searching.
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You: "You're just weak. That's why you've sunk to the bottom of the mating pool."
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Racist lorry driver: "Hey, fuck you, alright? *We're* supposed to be the ones on top, not... you know..." He nods toward the gates.
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Jump to: [manlorry]
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Jump to: [Suggestion: "Listen, despite his hostile exterio..."]
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Jump to: [manlorry]
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Logic: That's right. Guns and swords are the only things that will protect you from youth culture and demographic change.
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Logic: This really isn't about *you* right now.
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]
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Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]
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!(Variable["tc.down_with_racism"])
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Racist lorry driver: He shakes his head. "My friend, I don't know what you're after, but I have to tell you there's no turning back time..."
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Racist lorry driver: "Oh, yeah?" He looks intrigued.
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Jump to: [Racist lorry driver: ""I've seen the demographic reports,..."]
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Racist lorry driver: The lorryman ignores the lieutenant. "My friend, I don't know what you're after, but I have to tell you there's no turning back time..."
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Racist lorry driver: "I've seen the demographic reports, I know what our experts say. Our greatest days as a people are behind us, and we're not going back."
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You: (Shrug.) "Maybe a little."
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Racist lorry driver: "You think it's *easy* to stay in shape driving a lorry six days a week?!" His voice is unnaturally shrill. "You guys got it easy, on your feet all day long, burning calories and what not..."
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Logic: That's how he played the hand he was dealt. At least he's blissfully ignorant to the cyclical nature of his situation.
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["plaza.lorryman_facha_rc_sccss_mememe"]
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Racist lorry driver: "Time, yeah... Listen, man, do you even understand how *hard* we've got it? How completely *stacked* the whole rotten deck is against people like you and me?" He takes a furious drag of his cigarette.
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You: (Shake your head.) "Women, who needs 'em?"
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["gates.fascha_dq_lorryman_rhet_serious"]
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Variable["gates.fascha_dq_lorryman_rhet_serious"]
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!(Variable["gates.fascha_dq_lorryman_rhet_serious"])
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Racist lorry driver: "People today, they only look at what's on the surface. These women, they all want a guy who looks like Kipty the Kipt over there." He nods to the gate.
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Logic: Okay, but don't *literally* say that.
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Racist lorry driver: "Now what makes you think I know how to 'turn back time'?"
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Racist lorry driver: He shakes his head sadly. "Trust me, brother, I've done the research. Fascist magic just ain't true."
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Jump to: [downwithhub]
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["XP.remember_the_beanbag"]
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Variable["XP.remember_the_beanbag"]
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!(Variable["XP.remember_the_beanbag"])
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Endurance: The rumbling in your stomach says there's something not quite right with this one...
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Composure: Alert! We detect *major* body-image disturbance.
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Variable["plaza.fascha_dq_asked_someone_the_q"]
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!(Variable["plaza.fascha_dq_asked_someone_the_q"])
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Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_composure_begging_for_praise"]
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!(Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_composure_begging_for_praise"])
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You: "Yeah, yeah I am."
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Racist lorry driver: "Mhmhm, I see..." The lorryman takes a long drag from his cigarette.
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You: Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"]
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Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"]
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!(Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"])
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Racist lorry driver: Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"]
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Logic: In reality, there is no 'culture war', but there *is* a struggle for mating privileges -- always has been -- and this man is outgunned and completely ill-equipped for this 'conflict'.
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Racist lorry driver: "Your 'gut', huh?" He stares at you intently.
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Variable["plaza.lorryman_facha_rc_sccss_mememe"]
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!(Variable["plaza.lorryman_facha_rc_sccss_mememe"])
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You: No, I was thinking about myself.
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Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]
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!(Variable["tc.down_with_racism"])
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Jump to: [Racist lorry driver: ""You know, I get funny looks from p..."]
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Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]
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!(Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"])
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Racist lorry driver: "Let's get one thing straight: You can't tell a man to 'fuck off' and then say he's your brother. It doesn't work like that..."
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Endurance: The rumbling in your stomach says there's something not quite right with this one...
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Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"]
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!(Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"])
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