WESTCOAST MORELL CRYPTIDS - 1203

G 0 START 1 input 0->1 2 You: "And Lena's sighting of the Phasmid. Is that..." 52 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Confirmed," he replies quickly. "It's 100% verified and meets all the standards of an authentic cryptid sighting." 2->52 3 IsKimHere() 4 IsKimHere() 3->4 5 !(IsKimHere()) 3->5 43 Kim Kitsuragi: "Of course you do." 4->43 175 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "You're right to." He gives you an approving tip of his hat. "The bodies found in the forest are just one piece of physical evidence. We also have sightings in Vaasa, reaching back *four centuries*." 5->175 6 Variable["tc.cryptozoology"] 7 Variable["tc.cryptozoology"] 6->7 8 !(Variable["tc.cryptozoology"]) 6->8 166 Suggestion: You need to ask him about specific cryptids -- cryptids you've heard about from Lena, or his friend Gary. He won't *just* talk. 7->166 168 morellcryptidhub 8->168 9 Suggestion: Layman? You always have to prove yourself with this man. Which means -- *you* have to provide the cryptids. *Maybe* he'll answer. 9->168 10 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Did you?" He seems incredulous. "It is almost as difficult to confirm a hoax as it is to confirm a sighting..." A cough. 104 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 10->104 11 You: (Lie.) "Yes." 227 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Remarkable! When?" 11->227 12 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Believe me, you won't *guess* it. You either know, or you don't." He corrects his hat and says -- as if it's the most sensible thing in the world... 73 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The most dangerous cryptid is a carnivorous ruminant, known colloquially as the *dread moose*." 12->73 13 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "I know you think we were snacking on funny mushrooms. It's easier to mock someone than to admit that the world might be more interesting than you've imagined." 90 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Furthermore," he raises his finger. "I am not saying it was a *confirmed* sighting. I am painfully aware of what goes into verifying such things. There is a serious possibility that I saw a squirrel, or a trick of the light. I am my own harshest critic." 13->90 14 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Of course you haven't." He seems satisfied. 187 You: "Have *you* seen it?" 14->187 15 You: "When did she disappear?" 55 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Oh, decades ago. In the Thirties. I didn't know her personally, of course. A chasm of academic pretension still stood before us, even though she had unusual courage for someone from the other side." 15->55 16 Variable["coast.morell_cryptids_hub_reached"] 17 Variable["coast.morell_cryptids_hub_reached"] 16->17 18 !(Variable["coast.morell_cryptids_hub_reached"]) 16->18 216 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Okay..." He eyes you sceptically. "I already did my best to inform you. I don't really know what else I could discuss with a layman..." 17->216 72 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: He eyes you sceptically. "All right -- what cryptids, precisely? I usually discuss these things with *specialists*, so I don't know what..." 18->72 19 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "All right." He remains guarded. 19->168 20 You: "Your friend Gary told me about the burning rhino." 129 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Did he?" He lowers his voice. "That one's a hoax. Some Seraise rice farmers set fire to rhinoceros cadavers and used them scare tourists." "Did he? Well -- that one's a hoax. Some Seraise rice farmers set fire to rhinoceros cadavers and used them scare tourists." 20->129 21 You: "I know all about the kind green ape!" "I know all about the kind green ape! Look, I even have a kind green ape pen!" (Take out the pen) 47 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "I'm guessing you heard about it from Lena," he smiles. "The kind green ape is one of her favourites." "I see you've been talking about cryptids with Lena," he smiles. "The kind green ape is one of her favourites." 21->47 22 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "You probably have!" 206 You: "How did you almost catch a willow person?" 22->206 23 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "I chased it with a net -- not very elegant, but you can't be elegant in the field -- and, well, it was faster than me!" 133 IsKimHere() 23->133 24 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The bodies found in the forest are just one piece of physical evidence. There's more -- sightings in Vaasa, reaching back *four centuries*. But, of course, nothing satiates the scepticism of..." 25 Kim Kitsuragi: "A *detective*." He finishes the sentence for him, then his tone turns surprising mild. "Pardon me, I did not wish to seek conflict. It's simply my training to question things." 24->25 126 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Understood, lieutenant." The man tips his hat slightly and then looks to you. 25->126 26 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 26->168 27 Composure: This is a gruff man who's been ridiculed too many times to feel comfortable talking about what's dearest to his heart. It's in his shoulders, his face, his... everything. 159 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 27->159 28 You: "I knew it can't be real." (Conclude.) 28->10 29 You: "Hold on... Does it also attack people?" 154 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Human remains *have* been found deep in the forest, torn apart, then trampled into the mulch by large hooves. Infer from *that* what you will." 29->154 30 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "They're very, very thin, almost flat, in fact, and can camouflage themselves easily, wrapping themselves around trees and blending in with the tree bark. In that way, they're not too dissimilar from the phasmid we are looking for here." 48 willowhub 30->48 31 You: "What are willow people?" 221 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "They're not people, really -- some argue that they're not even animals, as they seem to have evolved directly from trees." He says it in a self-explanatory, every day manner. 31->221 32 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Mijanou liked *extreme* animals, you see. One of the few figures of the academic establishment I respect. Really a shame she disappeared." 32->15 33 You: "What's the other evidence?" 50 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The recent surge in the moose population. As hidden carnivores, the dread moose are effectively removing competition for both themselves and their evolutionary cousins." 33->50 34 mooseevidencehub 121 You: "What exactly is the relationship between carnivorous moose and regular moose?" 34->121 155 You: "But why would it need to hide its carnivorous nature?" 34->155 164 You: "Are there any reliable eyewitness accounts of a moose killing other animals for food?" (Conclude.) 34->164 35 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 36 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 35->36 37 !(Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"]) 35->37 122 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife: The woman nods, thoughtfully, while her hands smooth over the plaid covering her knees. 36->122 145 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 37->145 38 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "No. I will not *get* out of anywhere." He lashes immediately. "The dread moose is a widely reported cryptid from Arda. It subsists entirely on flesh, and has even been known to dig up fresh graves in search of sustenance." 209 moosehub 38->209 39 Gary, the Cryptofascist: Gary obliviously stares at the stage -- safe in the knowledge the burning rhinoceros exists. 179 Untitled hub 39->179 40 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Many times. It always turns into an argument. I don't want to repeat it. The rhino holds a special place in his heart -- let it. Myths are part of my field." 202 Endurance: It's a *gut feeling*. He knows it exists, fuck the so-called *specialists*. 40->202 41 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "It makes sense that such a majestic animal with natural weapons -- antlers -- would come to rule the forest. The only strange thing is that it took so long." 223 Inland Empire: He sees in the dread moose something perversely beautiful and just. 41->223 42 Untitled hub (03) 112 You: "Get outta here!" 42->112 125 You: "The... dread moose?" 42->125 43->24 44 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Me -- I'm not a people person, unless you haven't noticed. And I don't make a good lecturer. My strength lies in field work and *persistence*." He brushes an errant strand of hair from his eye. 44->27 45 Jump to: [Morell, the Cryptozoologist: ""All right." He remains guarded."] 45->19 46 Jump to: [mainhub] 180525 JUMP OUT to WESTCOAST / MORELL 46->180525 193 Empathy: A warm wave passes him. Of course the *kind* green ape is her favourite, he thinks. 47->193 117 You: "Wait, so I may have seen these willow people without knowing it?" 48->117 48->206 49 You: "I'm not completely sure about this *dread moose*..." 66 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The bodies found in the forest are just one piece of physical evidence. There's more..." 49->66 50->34 51 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Yes. I know it sounds like we were snacking on funny mushrooms -- but I did see motion and colour. Mine is not a *confirmed* sighting of a cryptid, however. Much goes into *verifying* these things, and my account comes short of a few standards." 171 Rhetoric: He makes it a real point here -- to sound falsifiable. 51->171 52->35 53 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "That's what I thought. You haven't *actually* seen it. In fact, I can't imagine how you could either -- the Samarskilt desert region has been embroiled in a civil war for the last eight years." 211 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "I fear this mindless barbarism may have wiped out the elusive creature entirely. Sightings of *towering luminosities* have grown rare recently. While they once used to be constant..." 53->211 54 Electrochemistry: A bit of jealousy there. He'd want that glory, truth be told. Even if he'd have to inject *himself* with bacteria to get it. 198 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Although -- probably because her life ended as a result of her work in Katla -- no one remembers her contributions to the search for the Nnong Okk." 54->198 207 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 55->207 56 You: "Let's talk about a different cryptid." 69 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Honestly, I doubt you'd find any of it comprehensible." 56->69 57 Kim Kitsuragi: "Which one?" He hasn't been paying attention. 180 You: "The burning rhinoceros." 57->180 58 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 59 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 58->59 60 !(Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"]) 58->60 59->39 60->179 61 You: "I know about the most dangerous cryptid -- the Gnome of Geroma." 62 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "*Formerly* the most dangerous, yes... But do you know the most dangerous *living* cryptid?" 61->62 100 Authority: He does not want to make it feel like you knowing it is some big deal. 62->100 63 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "A willow person. It's a long story, one non-specialists would find rather dull." 177 Conceptualization: Willow people? Not at *all*. 63->177 64 You: "Okay. What does the dread moose look like?" 115 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Just like an ordinary Ardan moose." 64->115 65 You: "Just tell me about a cool cryptid. Any cryptid." 110 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "No offence, officer, but I'm not much of a *pedagogue* -- I don't know what I would've done if Lena hadn't persuaded me to go back to field research. You should ask her, if you want interesting stories." 65->110 66->33 136 You: "I think I've heard enough about the dread moose. Let's pick another one." 66->136 67 Drama: There is *some* uncertainty in that motion, no? Smoothing the fabric like that, as if looking for some kind of confirmation... 67->145 68 Authority: Here is a man who has had more than his fair share of heated arguments -- and would, surprising as it may seem, prefer not to have any more. 92 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 68->92 95 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 69->95 70 You: "Have you told Gary this?" 70->40 71 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "I doubt that. Once confirmed a hoax, so-called sightings of the rhino stopped." A cough. "Was there anything else, or..." 71->104 172 Variable["TASK.inspect_traps"] 72->172 73->42 74 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Oh, everyone knows about that one, thanks to professor Mijanou being the talk of the town for a time..." He coughs in his fist. 74->54 75 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "One slaughterhouse at the outskirts of the woods in Vaasa reported that its staff kept seeing moose in the distance." 228 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The moose would just stare at the building, as though they were waiting for something. Its eyes bloodshot and full of *cruelty*." 75->228 76 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Moose are already being hunted for sport. Can you imagine what would happen if they came to be viewed as predators?" 102 Jump to: [mooseevidencehub] 76->102 77 Rhetoric: *...we would have to discuss?* he wants to say, but decides against it since you've offered to help. 77->6 78 You: "I am 100% behind the dread moose. I *utterly* believe it exists." 78->3 79 Untitled hub (04) 79->49 79->78 80 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Yes. Probably." Another cough. His face grows reddish from it. 128 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 80->128 81 Variable["tc.cryptid_willow"] 82 Variable["tc.cryptid_willow"] 81->82 83 !(Variable["tc.cryptid_willow"]) 81->83 82->221 83->63 84 Gary, the Cryptofascist: Gary obliviously stares at the stage -- safe in the knowledge the burning rhinoceros exists. 85 Jump to: [Untitled hub] 85->179 86 You: "I know about *Cryobacter katlensis*." 86->74 87 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "After waiting in hiding for hours, I saw a figure slip from one of the trees, a lavender shadow dashing through the grove..." 120 You: "And then?" 87->120 88 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "And that's not all! Some of the slaughterhouse apprentices went hiking by a nearby creek and saw a moose nibbling on an unidentified carcass!" 118 Encyclopedia: This isn't something unique. Various species of deer have been known to scavenge when plant food is scarce. 88->118 89 Jump to: [Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "He eyes you sceptically. "All right..."] 89->72 90->171 91 Gary, the Cryptofascist: "WHAT? SOUTH SAFRE?! THEY'RE JUST ON A DIFFERENT RUNG OF THE LADDER, MORELL! I HAD NO *PROBLEM* WITH THEM!" 157 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "REALLY? You kept complaining how dirty everything is, but we digress..." 91->157 92->168 93 Rhetoric: It remains unclear what this has got to do with *you seeing it*, as he was inquiring before. He was just being defensive. 93->207 94 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife: "Oh," the woman chimes in. "Any time -- just ask. I know those critters in and out. Not quite at the level Morell does, but still..." 141 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 94->141 95->168 97 You: "Living? No." 97->73 98 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Gary and I painted an entire grove's worth of trees in slow-drying paint. It was a bright lavender colour. I was hoping one of the willow people would get paint on it and not be able to camouflage itself." 98->87 99 You: "A lavender shadow?" 99->51 101 Untitled hub (02) 100->101 101->97 105 You: "I can try to guess." 101->105 106 You: "That must be the evil apes dukin' it out on the giant ball." 101->106 102->34 103 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 103->168 104->168 105->12 151 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The what?" 106->151 107 You: "We are descended from evil apes and to apes we shall return." 169 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Oh, you're just talking about *humans*. Well, yes, we are quite dangerous, but we're hardly cryptids." He corrects his hat and says -- as if it's the most sensible thing in the world... 107->169 108 You: "I'm having trouble remembering..." 131 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "That's what I thought. You haven't *actually* seen it. And I can't imagine how you could either -- the Samarskilt desert region has been embroiled in a civil war for the last eight years." 108->131 109 Gary, the Cryptofascist: "Those people were on a different rung of the ladder of civilization, that's all." 188 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "You kept complaining about how dirty they were." 109->188 110->44 111 Suggestion: Yes. Back to cryptozoology. You don't want to sow disagreement between friends. 205 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 111->205 112->38 113 Kim Kitsuragi: "Mhm. The *burning rhino* is where they draw the line." He's unimpressed. 113->85 114 You: "The evil apes. I suspect I may be one myself." 114->169 210 You: "Then how can you tell if it's the ordinary or the dread kind?" 115->210 116 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The search was fabulously unsuccessful -- but the people were very nice. I'm glad they didn't understand what Gary was saying about them..." 148 Variable["TASK.find_phasmid"] 116->148 117->22 158 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Anyway..." He settles down. "There is *more* than enough evidence to justify a thorough *search* for the dread moose. Let's close the subject, before it turns into an argument." 118->158 119 Gary, the Cryptofascist: "And I realize that their hygiene habits were completely appropriate for a nascent culture... I just didn't feel comfortable. Let's change the topic." 119->111 120->23 156 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "The carnivorous moose are a very young species, the result of a genetic mutation that fared well in the process of natural selection." 121->156 122->67 123 Suggestion: You need to ask him about specific cryptids -- cryptids you've heard about from Lena, or his friend Gary. He won't *just* talk. 123->168 124 Gary, the Cryptofascist: "THEY'RE A *NASCENT CULTURE*. I just didn't feel comfortable, and... Let's change the topic, okay? Talk about your critters or whatever..." He mumbles something. 124->111 153 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Yes. The dread moose subsists entirely on flesh. It has even been known to dig up fresh graves in search of sustenance." 125->153 126->26 127 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Another one?" he seems angry for a second, but then settles down. 140 Jump to: [morellcryptidhub] 127->140 128->168 182 Variable["TASK.find_phasmid"] 129->182 130 You: "See Kim, one of them is a hoax." 130->57 131->211 132 You: "The Nnong Okk?" 222 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "A flightless *cursor owl* found in the Semenine isles. Its long legs permit the Nnong Okk to run faster than any other avian, perhaps any other *animal*, who knows?" 132->222 134 IsKimHere() 133->134 135 !(IsKimHere()) 133->135 197 Kim Kitsuragi: "A lavender shadow..." He smirks. 134->197 135->99 136->127 137 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 138 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 137->138 139 !(Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"]) 137->139 138->109 139->91 140->168 141->168 142 Variable["coast.morell_sugegstion_prove_cryptid_boss"] 143 Variable["coast.morell_sugegstion_prove_cryptid_boss"] 142->143 144 !(Variable["coast.morell_sugegstion_prove_cryptid_boss"]) 142->144 143->168 144->9 145->168 146 You: "What if the other cryptids are hoaxes too?" 217 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "Many of them probably are. Statistically speaking, about 20% of all cryptids are verified hoaxes. Uncovering falsehoods deliberately fabricated to fool the public is just as much my calling as finding new species." 146->217 147 Rhetoric: If perhaps *slightly* less enjoyable. 147->85 149 Variable["TASK.find_phasmid"] 148->149 150 !(Variable["TASK.find_phasmid"]) 148->150 181 Empathy: He's a good and loyal man despite his ramblings, the elderly cryptozoologist thinks to himself. 149->181 150->137 151->107 151->114 152 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "That's impressive, I guess." He does not seem that impressed. "But have you *seen* it with your own eyes?" 152->11 152->187 220 You: (Truth.) "No." 152->220 153->209 154->64 155->76 156->41 157->124 158->68 160 Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"] 159->160 161 !(Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_1"]) 159->161 194 Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids"] 160->194 161->141 162 Suggestion: Now the man feels embarrassed. Time to move on perhaps? 162->141 163 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "You can't! That's what makes it so dreadful... and hard to identify." 185 Logic: A moose that looks like any other moose... What's going on here? He's kidding right? 163->185 164->75 165 Rhetoric: *...we would have to discuss?* he wants to say, but decides against it. 213 Variable["tc.cryptozoology"] 165->213 166->168 167 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "By all means..." He coughs and wipes his mouth. 167->46 168->20 168->21 168->61 168->65 168->86 186 You: "Which cryptid did you *almost* catch? You said before, that you almost caught one." "Tell me about willow people again." 168->186 208 You: "Enough tales then. Let's change the subject." 168->208 225 You: "I know the biggest cryptid -- the Giant of Koko Nur." 168->225 169->73 170 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "I haven't had a chance to travel to *Koko Nur*, no. And I likely never will. The Samarskilt desert region has been embroiled in a small civil war for the last eight years." 170->211 190 Variable["tc.lena_saw_phasmid_morell"] 171->190 173 Variable["TASK.inspect_traps"] 172->173 174 !(Variable["TASK.inspect_traps"]) 172->174 173->77 174->165 200 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "In fact, we may be close to capturing a live specimen. Modern genetic methods may prove *crucial* in differentiating the dread variant from the herbivorous one. Anyway..." He gestures for you to continue. 175->200 176 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "When it's not hunting its prey in this manner, the Okk hangs from tree branches, like a bat, waiting to dive on hapless prey below, on the jungle floor." 176->32 177->31 177->56 178 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife: "Be friendly, dear," the woman says. "The detective really likes these critters, we've talked about them in great *detail*." 178->162 179->28 179->70 179->130 179->146 203 You: "What if you're wrong? What if it's real?" (Conclude.) 179->203 180->113 218 Rhetoric: Their relationship transcends Gary's politics. It must -- to work. Plus, a guy like Morell knows a thing or two about being on the fringes himself, though his fringes are... different. 181->218 183 Variable["TASK.find_phasmid"] 182->183 184 !(Variable["TASK.find_phasmid"]) 182->184 183->179 184->58 185->79 186->81 187->170 188->119 189 You: "I'm not sure I'm buying it." 204 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "But that's not all! Some of the slaughterhouse apprentices went hiking by a nearby creek and saw a moose nibbling on an unidentified carcass!" 189->204 191 Variable["tc.lena_saw_phasmid_morell"] 190->191 192 !(Variable["tc.lena_saw_phasmid_morell"]) 190->192 191->2 224 You: "Let's talk about a different cryptid." 191->224 192->103 219 Morell, the Cryptozoologist: "We travelled to South Safre to look for it once. Gary and I got stuck in a rainstorm, though, and had to spend most of our time there in a little village." 193->219 195 Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids"] 194->195 196 !(Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids"]) 194->196 195->178 196->94 197->13 198->132 212 You: "Better not to go into the Nnong Okk." 198->212 199 You: "That does sound suspicious." 199->88 200->26 201 Logic: Yes. Sightings of *mirages* are constant. A mirage is a constant phenomenon that people have no time to *report* when a war is going on. 201->93 202->85 203->71 204->118 205->168 206->98 207->168 208->167 209->29 209->64 210->163 211->201 212->80 214 Variable["tc.cryptozoology"] 213->214 215 !(Variable["tc.cryptozoology"]) 213->215 214->123 215->168 216->142 217->147 218->205 219->116 220->14 221->30 222->176 223->102 224->45 225->152 226 You: "I was lying. I haven't actually seen it. I just wanted to impress you." 226->53 227->108 227->226 228->189 228->199