WHIRLING CEILING FAN - 8
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Ceiling Fan: This fan has two chain pull switches -- one ends in a tiny fan, the other in a light bulb. A truly horrific necktie has somehow attached itself to one of the blades.
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Ceiling Fan: The fan is spinning.
The fan stands still.
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You: Grab your chest.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold_heart"]
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Operation Neck-Tie
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Ceiling Fan: Still ongoing. Now is a good time to start worrying.
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Ceiling Fan: Finally the pressure recedes. You find yourself covered in cold sweat and trying not to move -- hoping it will keep you from dying.
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Pain Threshold: You can take it. Just breathe.
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You: Grab your chest.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold_heart"]
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You: Breathe in and out calmly.
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Ceiling Fan: The lights are off.
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Pain Threshold: Still ongoing. Now is a good time to start worrying.
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Pain Threshold: Finally the pressure recedes. You find yourself covered in cold sweat. Try not to move too fast -- maybe that will keep you from collapsing.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.lights_are_on"]
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Variable["whirling.lights_are_on"]
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!(Variable["whirling.lights_are_on"])
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Ceiling Fan: The lights are off again.
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Ceiling Fan: The lights are on.
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Ceiling Fan: Finally the stabbing recedes. You could try doing it again to see how painful it gets -- but you would probably die.
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_off"]
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Savoir Faire: You reach out to grab the tie... but what's this? Radiating chest pain! Fear washes over you.
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Pain Threshold: You can take it. Just breathe in slowly.
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Ceiling Fan: This is bad. Feels like sharp stones grinding in your chest and keeping you from moving.
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Ceiling Fan: For quite a long time.
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Pain Threshold: You can take this one too. Just breathe in slowly.
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You: Grab your arm.
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Inland Empire: Or has it been consigned there as punishment? You feel as though this creature is your *friend* and wants to reattach itself to your neck. So that you may continue your adventures together in this strange world!
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Pain Threshold: Little black spots dance on your retinas. It's almost pleasurable.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_caught_the_tie"]
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Variable["whirling.fan_caught_the_tie"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_caught_the_tie"])
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Savoir Faire: You swoop up and catch the tie... Snap! It's released from the blade.
You swoop up and catch the tie... snap! It's released from the blade. WARNING! WARNING! The necktie is no longer contained.
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Ceiling Fan: IsHourBetween(0, 21) and DayCount() == 1
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Ceiling Fan: The blades come squeaking to a halt. It should be easier to reach the tie now.
The blades come squeaking to a halt.
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You: [Leave.]
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Inland Empire: An ominous, foreboding feeling fills you, as you look at the tie.
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Savoir Faire: Oh no, it's happening again. You didn't catch it and now there's numbness in half your chest.
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Pain Threshold: You can take this. It's not nearly as bad as the last time.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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!(Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"])
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Pain Threshold: This isn't a real heart attack. You should probably just exercise more.
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Pain Threshold: This is not a *real* heart attack. This is a joke. It's probably just your lungs or your oesophagus. The oesophagus does practically nothing.
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You: Press your hands to your chest to make sure your heart is still beating okay.
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Savoir Faire: Oh no, it's happening again. You didn't catch it and now there's numbness in your left arm, plus half your chest.
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Endurance: Do it -- *if you want to die*, the stabbing pain in your chest is telling you. You're hanging by a thread here...
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Savoir Faire: You reach out to grab the tie... but what's this? Diffuse, radiating chest pain! Doom comes over you.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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!(Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"])
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Ceiling Fan: It's even worse this time. Maybe you should stop trying to catch the tie?
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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!(Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"])
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Ceiling Fan: None of these is a real heart attack. This is such a joke. You should probably just exercise more.
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Ceiling Fan: This is not a *real* heart attack. This is a joke. It's probably just your lungs or your oesophagus. The oesophagus does practically nothing.
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You: Bring it on.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold"]
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You: Grab the tie.
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You: Variable["whirling.fan_caught_the_tie"]
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Variable["whirling.fan_caught_the_tie"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_caught_the_tie"])
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_off"]
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Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_off"]
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!(Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_off"])
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Ceiling Fan: The switch must be broken, because nothing happens. The air in the room is starting to feel like vaporized urine.
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_heart_damage"]
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Variable["whirling.fan_heart_damage"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_heart_damage"])
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Ceiling Fan: What you have in your hand is a fantastically colourful tie, with four or five different patterns. The knot reminds you of a noose.
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Logic: If it's your *friend*, why was it up there? Who ties their friend to a ceiling fan? Maybe this thing is dangerous somehow...
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You: Pull on the light bulb.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_light_damage_done"]
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Pain Threshold: Still happening.
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Pain Threshold: Still bad. Definitely worse than the last time.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"]
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!(Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_heartattack_felt"])
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Pain Threshold: It's worse this time. Maybe you should stop trying to catch the tie?
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Pain Threshold: This is bad. Feels like sharp stones grinding in your chest and keeping you from moving.
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Pain Threshold: Your eyes burn with photosensitivity. It's not good.
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IsHourBetween(0, 21) and DayCount() == 1
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!(IsHourBetween(0, 21) and DayCount() == 1)
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_heart_damage"]
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Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold"])
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Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold_heart"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold_heart"])
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"]
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Pain Threshold: It's just a little hangover-induced photosensitivity. Don't over-react.
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You: Pull again to turn the lights off.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_interfacing_turn_blades_off"]
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Variable["whirling.fan_interfacing_turn_blades_off"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_interfacing_turn_blades_off"])
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Pain Threshold: Finally the stabbing recedes. You could try doing it again to see how painful it gets. (Very.) But do you really want to risk it?
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Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold_heart"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_pain_threshold_heart"])
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You: Breathe in calmly.
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Variable["whirling.fan_heart_damage"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_heart_damage"])
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Jump to: [Operation Neck-Tie]
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Pain Threshold: For quite a long time.
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You: Pull on the fan.
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Ceiling Fan: Still happening. Definitely worse than the last time.
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Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_off"]
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!(Variable["whirling.ceiling_fan_off"])
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Interfacing: You know what you should do? You should stop the fan and then try again, it'll get easier.
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Ceiling Fan: IsHourBetween(0, 17) and DayCount() == 1
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IsHourBetween(0, 17) and DayCount() == 1
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!(IsHourBetween(0, 17) and DayCount() == 1)
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Ceiling Fan: A terrible mistake! Turn the lights off IMMEDIATELY! You can practically feel the photons burning a hole in your brain.
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Ceiling Fan: Variable["whirling.fan_logic_doubt"]
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Variable["whirling.fan_light_damage_done"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_light_damage_done"])
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Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"]
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!(Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"])
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Ceiling Fan: What you have in your hand is a truly hideous necktie, with four or five different patterns. The knot reminds you of a noose.
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Variable["whirling.fan_logic_doubt"]
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!(Variable["whirling.fan_logic_doubt"])
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