WHIRLING F2 ORB dialogue cigarette stub - 355
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Electrochemistry: You should pick that fat, juicy cigarette butt from the tray, light it up and smoke the living shit out of it!
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Electrochemistry: And when you're done thinking about them, graduate to *getting* them.
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Electrochemistry: Plus, smoking them gives *massive bonuses*.
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You: The what now?
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Electrochemistry: THE LIVING SHIT. Your mesolimbic reward pathway does not mince words. It wants smokes.
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You: Well... I'll think about it.
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Electrochemistry: Good! *Thinking* about yummy cigarettes in your mouth is the next best thing. Make sure you think about juicy sticks of tobacco *all the time*, though. It doesn't count if it's not all the time.
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Conceptualization: Like a cat rubbing itself against its owner's calves. (A cat that wants you to smoke a lot.)
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Volition: Or -- you could *not* do that. No one is making you.
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You: But she broke it at the filter. I can't smoke that.
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Electrochemistry: How very astute of you! This renders it ineffectual. You should look for a *whole* cigarette. Or better yet -- an entire pack! Strike that, a CARTON! Make sure they're all healthy and able-bodied, then smoke them all.
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You: I'll make it Priority One.
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Electrochemistry: Good. They'll make you stronger and better. You're too old to be cool now, but find cigarettes, smoke them -- blam! Instantly a cool renegade man, a mystical red dragon with smoke rising from his nostrils!
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You: I should not *not* do that.
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You: I should enthusiastically do that!
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You: Yes, I should do that.
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CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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!(CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true)
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Horrific Necktie: The idea seems to make your neck expand. Suddenly, the garish tie feels very snug.
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You: Am I a smoker?
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You: Nah. [Discard thought.]
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Electrochemistry: Who knows what you are? A monster, a murderer, the Gnome of Geroma? You *feel* like a smoker, especially when you look at that juicy, succulent, seductive cigarette stub. Still smouldering deliciously...
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