WHIRLING F3 ORB age afterthought - 689
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Visual Calculus: Wait, stop -- that man, bloated beyond all recognition, was 42?
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Yes miss, but..." The lieutenant disagrees. "For him that number is *56*."
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Visual Calculus: Wait! This requires *scientific* measurements.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Huh?" The lieutenant isn't quite sure he heard you.
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You: "Nothing." [Finish thought.]
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You: "How old do I look?"
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Volition: Look who's finally awake!
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You: I don't want to think about this anymore.
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Visual Calculus: Okay. Seek not the truth. Cower in barbarism, you 58-year-old man-child.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "You're not." He's squinting at you.
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Sure he is. You know, age is just a number."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... Twenty-one? Seventeen? Sixteen? When does the male libido peak?"
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... Forty-one? Forty-five? What am I supposed to say? What's the most *boring* age a human being can be?"
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You: "Kim, how old do you think I am?"
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You: (Turn around.) "Miss, how old do you think I am?"
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You: I got this, I got this... My age -- I think I'm...
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Forty-two. And he was *deceased*. He had been decomposing for a week."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Let's say you were twenty-something. Twenty five. A good disco age. Twenty five plus nineteen is forty four. I'm gonna say you're 44."
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Logic: Wow!
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Empathy: Here it comes -- mercy.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Sure -- you're 42." He squints. "Let's go?"
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You: "I think I'm circa 55."
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You: "I think I'm circa 35."
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You: "I think I'm circa 45."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Sure. Age is just a number, you know." She extinguishes her cigarette. "It's all in your *head*."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Sure, yeah. And if you're not -- age is just a number anyway."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "That's pretty much it, but... Age is just a number anyway, you know." She extinguishes her cigarette.
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You: "You're right. I'm probably 62. Let's leave it at that."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "I didn't say 62, I said 58." He squints, looking at you for a second.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "You're not." He's squinting at you.
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Sure he is. You know, age is just a number."
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IsKimHere()
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Variable["TASK.arrest_klaasje_done"] == true or Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"] == true or IsHourBetween(7, 22) == false
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Huh?" She leans in closer. "How old do I think you are?"
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Rhetoric: She's buying time to formulate the best answer.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Yes. But for him that number is higher than 45."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... 40? I was like 9 when OO peaked. That was, what? Nineteen years ago? I liked them when I was 9. You couldn't have liked it when you were 40..."
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You: I'm old. A wizened sage who has seen it all across *three hundred years*.
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Visual Calculus: Yeah, but probably not though. Do you want to know *the truth*?
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You: I'm in my early thirties. A rough thirty. I *lived it up*.
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Visual Calculus: You're a rough rider, but not in your early thirties. Do you want to know *the truth*?
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Kim Kitsuragi: There's silence.
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Kim Kitsuragi: Then a little more.
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... one? Two? I don't know what I'm supposed to say? How old is a newborn cop who doesn't remember he's a cop?"
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Yeah. I have a university degree, you know." She flicks ash from her cigarette.
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You: "Forty four? I'm young!"
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You: I don't want to think about this anymore.
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Visual Calculus: Okay. Seek not the truth. Cower in barbarism, you 58-year-old man-child.
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You: Bring it on. I am not afraid of the truth.
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You: It's what she said, yes.
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Visual Calculus: Below the damage, the weeks of decomposition, all the swollen indignity of mortality -- he was 42 years old?
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You: "I feel like I've been decomposing for longer than that."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "On the bright side, you've been getting *a lot* of exercise lately."
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You: "Alcoholism has a similar effect on living tissue, I hear."
"The ravages of Al Gul are nearly as extreme as that of death itself, Lieutenant Kitsuragi."
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You: "Forty four? You think so?"
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Look -- at the end of the day, age is just a number, you know."
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You: Bring it on. I am not afraid of the truth.
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Visual Calculus: To the Laboratorium!
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... one million years old? Twenty-one? Seventeen? How old are superstar police officers usually?"
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You: Oh my god. I have no idea. Probably middle aged, but... but...
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Visual Calculus: Do you want to know the truth?
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You: "Maybe you're wrong. You were wrong about the deceased too, he was *way* younger."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "He was *deceased*. He had been decomposing for a week."
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You: "What if you're wrong? We were both wrong about the deceased -- he turned out to be 40!"
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... As old as time itself? *Ageless*? Fifty-thousand years old? I don't know what I'm supposed to say? How old *is* an Apocalypse Cop?"
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "I don't know... 80? One hundred? One year old? I don't know what I'm supposed to say? How old is the *sorriest* age?"
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Kim Kitsuragi: "You asked." He shrugs.
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You: "You're probably right. That's about what I look."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Sure he is. You know. Age is just a number."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Yes. But for him that number is *much* larger than 35."
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You: "Wow."
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Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer): "Absolutely. Age is just a number, man."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "You're not." He's squinting at you.
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You: [Discard thought.]
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You: Where is this going?
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Visual Calculus: How old are *you*? That's where this is going. Forty-five thousand litres of raw alcohol has left its disfigurements. What lies beneath, you wonder.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Actually, make that 54." He squints. "Alcoholism has severely impacted your appearance."
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You: "Oh my god, that's really old -- really?"
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Visual Calculus: Yes?
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Visual Calculus: To the Laboratorium!
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Reaction Speed: You could ask either one of them.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "And I *was* wrong about the age of the deceased. "
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Yes. But for him that number is 56."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "How old? Fifty-eight."
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