YARD CUNO FRIDGE - 1093

G 0 START 1 input 0->1 90 Cuno: "For the fuck-gimp? Good thing you asked The Cunmeister." He nods, trying to look older. "Cuno knows a fridge, perfect for freezing f****ts." 1->90 2 You: "Yes, I see it. The big tall one behind you." 74 Cuno: "You gotta get in that shit." He points again. "In there *deep*." 2->74 3 You: "I've lost almost everything, Cuno. My memory, my money, even my name... I *can't* lose my job too! Please, PLEASE help me..." 51 Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere() 3->51 4 You: "I thought you would! Where is it?" 75 Cuno: "Baconman's in a rush. But what's in it for the Cuno?" He crosses his arms. "What's the return on Cuno's investment?" 4->75 5 You: "You're right, Cuno -- if I were Cuno, I probably wouldn't care..." 126 Cuno: "See, Sadshit..." He turns curiously patient and explains: "Cuno doesn't fucking care about this sad shit. *Your* sad shit." 5->126 6 Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["yard.cuno_volition_paranoid_whisperings_of_drama"] 7 Variable["yard.cuno_volition_paranoid_whisperings_of_drama"] 6->7 8 !(Variable["yard.cuno_volition_paranoid_whisperings_of_drama"]) 6->8 100 Rhetoric: See, I'm not trying to humiliate you. I just don't know any better. Say it! 7->100 45 Rhetoric: No, it's the Face Blob who's trying to humiliate you. Why does he speak like that? Why can't he speak like a normal person? 8->45 9 Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"] 10 Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"] 9->10 11 !(Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"]) 9->11 119 Kim Kitsuragi: "He means the bookstore -- we have to ask..." He checks his notes. "*Plaisance* is the mother of the little girl peddling books on the plaza. We have to ask Plaisance, in the store." 10->119 110 Kim Kitsuragi: "He means the bookstore -- we have to ask the proprietor of the bookstore." 11->110 12 Cuno: "Cuno's clock's not doing shit." He looks at his wrist. "Cuno's got a fuckload of time." 41 Reaction Speed: There's nothing on his wrist. 12->41 13 Kim Kitsuragi: "Uhm..." The lieutenant's eyes flash behind his glasses. "It's not *that* dramatic. We can just send the body to Processing..." 54 Cuno: "Cuno's never seen anything so lame..." he says mostly to himself. "Listen, pig... If you were Cuno, the fuck would you care?" 13->54 14 Cuno: "Wasn't going to." He waves you off. "Cuno's not into bacon-charity." 40 Cunoesse: "You can't turn Cuno into your little popo-man! Cuno's his *own* man!" 14->40 15 Cunoesse: "You can't buy Cuno, pig! Cuno's already got everything!" 109 Jump to: [fridgehub] 15->109 16 Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB] 6030438 JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO 16->6030438 17 Rhetoric: Can't you see his hair is red -- the colour of social democracy? 44 You: "Kid, this is *serious*. My job is on the line. If I don't get this sorted, I might actually get fired..." 17->44 50 You: "That doesn't mean anything." 17->50 118 You: Aren't social democrats traitors? 17->118 18 Cuno: "Then try again! Cuno's not your brain slave, think for yourself, pig!" 19 Jump to: [thedoomedfridge] 18->19 111 thedoomedfridge 19->111 20 Logic: Maybe you should ask these things from other, more well mannered kids the next time. Hmm... 20->16 21 Cuno: A dark flame smoulders in Cuno's eyes as he ponders your argument -- wordless. Like kings do. 92 You: "This outlaw's fate is in your hands. Let's make an example of him. Help me *locate* him using fridge-body technology." 21->92 22 Drama: The Golden Mouth Man is a liar. He can't be trusted, sire. He only wants to humiliate you. 57 Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["yard.cuno_drama_golden_mouth_man_is_liar"] 22->57 23 You: "Yeah, I already tried that. It's not that easy." 23->18 24 Cuno: "And you didn't notice the fucking *ice bear* fridge?" The kid scoffs. "Pig, you need a new pair of eyes. This is fucking embarrassing." 29 Jump to: [thedoomedfridge] 24->29 25 Cuno: "Listen to Cuno -- *always* check the basement." He nods solemnly and crosses his arms. "Cuno always checks basements. Deep style." 33 Cuno: "There's a giant fridge down there. Fuck-gimp will fit, no problem." He nods confidently. "It looks like a white bear or some shit. Try not to piss yourself when you see it." 25->33 26 Rhetoric: Cuno's a poor kid from a poor neighbourhood. Say your job is on the line. He'll sympathize. 35 You: Am I sure about this? Sounds sort of weak... 26->35 26->44 77 You: So not sure about this. Asking for *class solidarity* seems naive in this case. 26->77 27 Cunoesse: "Cuno owns you now, pig! You're Cuno's property!" 108 Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB] 27->108 28 Rhetoric: No, it's not weak. It's sincere. Do not confuse sincerity with weakness. Say it. Trust me. 28->44 29->111 30 Untitled hub 30->5 76 You: "This isn't about me, Cuno, it's about the people I'm trying to help. It's too late for me anyway..." 30->76 86 You: "If you don't tell me, I'll have to go ask other people, and that will take too long... The body is decomposing..." 30->86 128 You: This isn't working at all, you lied to me, Golden Mouth Man. 30->128 31 Encyclopedia: A white bear? A polar bear? 31->29 32 Rhetoric: Just trust me. He'll sympathize if he realizes you could actually lose your job over this. 32->44 33->31 34 You: "A corpse-free yard. Don't you have civic pride?" 106 Cuno: "Cuno's got everything Cuno needs. All civics and shit." 34->106 35->28 36 You: "Where can I find this perfect fridge, then?" 36->75 37 You: "Kind sir, I'll repay you for this information one day. Right now the clock is ticking." 37->12 38 Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB] 38->6030438 39 You: "What do you mean *in there deep*?" 91 Cuno: "Check the fucking basement, pig. Don't you know anything?" The kid rolls his eyes. "Always check the fucking basement. Recon style." 39->91 40->38 125 Cunoesse: "Don't believe him, Cuno! He just wants to use your fridge!" 41->125 42 Kim Kitsuragi: "Why don't we go pester some other kids now?" he says impatiently. 48 Logic: Hmm... That's actually not such a bad idea. Kids do see stuff. 42->48 43 Cuno: "You didn't hear it from Cuno, pig." He looks at you seriously. "But don't forget where you heard it from." 43->27 103 Cuno: "The fuck are you doing right now?" He looks at you suspiciously. "The fuck is this shit?!" 44->103 45->5 45->76 45->86 46 You: "How do I get *in* the building again?" 101 Cuno: "Through the book-store. You gotta beg the book-bitch. Used to be you could get in there through the doorbell, jam that shit. Bookbitch changed that. Cuno doesn't beg -- so Cuno doesn't go there anymore." 46->101 47 Cuno: "See? The 'clard gets it," he says with a nod. "Listen to your four-eyed friend." 66 Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["doomed.bookstore_backdoor_smash_failure"]  or  Variable["doomed.plais_drama_failure_once"]  or  Variable["doomed.plais_mentioned_fridge_in_main"] 47->66 48->16 49 Reaction Speed: Impressive note-keeping, lieutenant. 49->47 50->32 52 IsKimHere() 51->52 53 !(IsKimHere()) 51->53 52->13 53->54 54->30 55 Cuno: "Stop shitting yourself in front of the Cuno. Cuno thought you were some kind of big shit, what is this..." 120 Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere() 55->120 56 Rhetoric: Not all of them. Social democrats have their hearts in the right place. Some of them can be valuable *allies* if you turn them. 56->44 58 Variable["yard.cuno_drama_golden_mouth_man_is_liar"] 57->58 59 !(Variable["yard.cuno_drama_golden_mouth_man_is_liar"]) 57->59 60 Volition: Paranoid whisperings. He is not trying to humiliate you. He just doesn't know better. 58->60 59->5 59->76 59->86 60->6 61 Cuno: "See? It wasn't that hard, pissmidget!" 61->66 63 Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"] 64 Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"] 63->64 65 !(Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"]) 63->65 73 Rhetoric: By killing in his territory, someone has *openly challenged* Cuno. It's in his best interest to put them in their place. 64->73 65->26 67 Variable["doomed.bookstore_backdoor_smash_failure"]  or  Variable["doomed.plais_drama_failure_once"]  or  Variable["doomed.plais_mentioned_fridge_in_main"] 66->67 68 !(Variable["doomed.bookstore_backdoor_smash_failure"]  or  Variable["doomed.plais_drama_failure_once"]  or  Variable["doomed.plais_mentioned_fridge_in_main"]) 66->68 67->23 68->19 69 Rhetoric: Yes, he means the Doomed Commercial Area. 69->111 70 Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere() 71 IsKimHere() 70->71 72 !(IsKimHere()) 70->72 71->9 93 Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"] 72->93 105 You: "Some arrogant shit thinks he can kill in the Cuno's kingdom, without asking the Cuno first? That sounds like lawlessness to me." 73->105 74->111 88 Half Light: Don't fuck it up, you *need* a fridge. 75->88 76->55 77->17 78 Cuno: "All right. Cuno hears you. See that shit house over there?" He points to the collapsed building with the bookstore. 81 Shivers: A cold comes over you as you glance behind him -- at the crumbling colossus there, casting a shadow on you. 78->81 79 Cuno: "But you see," he says slowly, savouring every word, "Cuno *wants* for it to decompose. Cuno digs that cadaver shit." 127 Cunoesse: "Go fuck off and ask someone else! Cuno's not gonna snitch, he likes corpses!" 79->127 80 You: "Beg the book-bitch?" 97 Cuno: "Yeah. Book-bitch. Beg her. You stupid or something?" 80->97 81->2 107 You: "You mean the Doomed Commercial Area?" 81->107 82 Cuno: "Whatever, don't fuck back at the Cuno." He makes a sudden discarding motion. "You gotta get *in* that shit. In there deep." 82->69 83 Cuno: "Cuno knows all kinds of shit. Cuno gets *around*." 83->36 84 Cuno: "Now how about you at least try to entertain the Cuno -- or get the fuck off his crime scene?" 84->120 85 Suggestion: Now is the time to be humble. Say the *sir* thing. 98 fridgehub 85->98 86->79 87 Rhetoric: You just haven't done it long enough. You need to do it even longer. 87->22 88->85 89 You: "Ah, I didn't check the basement when I was there..." 89->25 90->4 104 You: "Really? I don't believe it." 90->104 91->33 92->78 94 Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"] 93->94 95 !(Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"]) 93->95 96 You: "You mean Plaisance from the bookstore?" 94->96 95->66 96->61 97->70 98->34 98->37 113 You: Convince *the Cuno* to spill the beans. 98->113 123 You: "Fine, Cuno... *Don't* help me then." (Back off.) 98->123 99 Jump to: [fridgehub] 99->98 100->5 100->76 100->86 101->80 102 Rhetoric: Don't pay attention to him. Just keep telling your sad story. 102->3 103->102 104->83 105->21 117 Rhetoric: He doesn't know what that means. Talking about *civics and shit* didn't make this any easier. 106->117 107->82 108->6030438 109->98 110->47 111->39 111->46 111->89 112 You: "Thanks, Cuno." (Conclude.) 111->112 124 You: "I was in there already." 111->124 112->43 114 You: Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"] 113->114 115 Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"] 114->115 116 !(Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"]) 114->116 115->63 116->63 117->15 118->56 119->49 121 IsKimHere() 120->121 122 !(IsKimHere()) 120->122 121->42 129 Rhetoric: He just has *no* heart and *no* sympathy for the cause. It's not your fault. Oh... that's right, Cuno is a killer entrepreneur and a visionary. He doesn't like this begaroo *shit*. 122->129 123->14 124->24 125->99 126->84 127->120 128->87 129->20