YARD CUNO SHACK - 1209
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You: "Cuno, I found your shack." (Point to the shack.)
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You: "Cuno, let's talk about your shack."
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You: "I *phase-shifted* through the roofing material."
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Cuno: "Shit... get the fuck out of here! You can't do that."
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Cuno: "Uh..." He looks confused. "What is this shit... Fuckin' on yourself? This is weird-level shit, Cuno doesn't go there."
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Cunoesse: "Fuck your shit back to normal. What is this?"
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Conceptualization: Well played. *No one* saw that coming.
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Rhetoric: Moose piss is probably alcohol.
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Physical Instrument: That's all there is to it, then! Don't be a pansy, just *jump*!
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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kingdomhub
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You: "I know. I've jumped that."
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Cuno: "Yeah, Cuno saw you barely making it... shit was pathetic."
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Cuno: "Pig, that's the past. You and Cuno are *now*. Let's talk about how you opened the secret door, fucking at Cuno's kingdom."
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You: "I pushed the panels aside, Cuno."
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You: "Demo-tape? Like some kind of a musician?"
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Cuno: "Yeah, Cuno plays on snuff radio. Fucks pigs. Live. Fucks their heads off." He ominously points to the shack. "Cuno's a cop killer."
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere()
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Kim Kitsuragi: "What?"
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Cunoesse: "Cuno can't wait to see you shit your fat pants!"
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Composure: He is incredibly pleased with himself right now.
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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Cuno: "Oh that?" He picks a bit of dirt from his fingernail. "Cuno decapitates pigs. That's just a Cuno demo-tape."
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You: "Cool pig-head. I liked it. I got one too, this one." (Point to your head.) "It's shit."
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You: Forget it, I'm not saying those things...
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You: "Were you trying to send me a message of some sort?"
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Cuno: "Is it?" Cuno squints at it. "You got pretty fucked. Cuno's surprised you've still got your head after all that."
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You: "After all what?"
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You: "Thanks, kid."
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Cuno: "'Course you fucking can. How do you think Cuno made all the docky boys his gimps? Just gotta fly, pig."
"'Course Cuno knows. How do you think Cuno made all the docky boys his gimps?"
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["cargo.jump_whictecheck_completed"]
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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Cuno: "Don't sweat it, drunk-pig." Cuno taps his nose twice in conspiracy. "Cuno will keep your nasty secrets. Cuno's not snitchin'."
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Savoir Faire: He's saying you climbed up there. He probably saw you do it.
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Physical Instrument: They're mistaken. The jump was executed to perfection.
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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You: "What's with the tube of Magnesolam, Cuno?"
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Cuno: "It's a vitamin, pig. Don't you know anything?" He looks at you like you just pointed at the sun and asked what it was.
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You: "Before we go on with that let's talk about how you said it was just some roofing material some gimps left behind. That was a *lie*."
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"]
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Endurance: That explains the callouses on your hands. You scaled the side of the building, entertaining the local kids.
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Logic: Yep, that *conclusively* explains how the coat got up there.
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Cuno: "How did you like it in there, piggo-boy? Cuno's got a lot of cool shit there, right?"
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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Cuno: "Okay? Whatever?! You fucking *need* that shit to stay on top of your game. Cuno goes through like a tube a day. And you look like you could use a *barrel*."
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Cunoesse: "Don't teach him, Cuno! He's gonna use it against you, Cuno!"
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Cuno: "Uh..." Cuno's eyes light up. "Yeah! Watch your ass in Cuno's town or Cuno's gonna fuck your head off."
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Cunoesse: "He can't do that, Cuno! He's tryin'a fuck at you again!"
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You: "It's magnesium, right?"
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Cuno: "Yeah, it's the *Mag*! You fucking *need* that shit to stay on top of your game. Cuno goes through like a tube a day, rips Mag like a motherfucker. And you could use a *barrel*."
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Variable["cargo.jump_whictecheck_completed"]
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!(Variable["cargo.jump_whictecheck_completed"])
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["cargo.cloakjump_wc_failed"]
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You: "I found a plate covered with powder residue -- know anything about it?"
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Cuno: "That's where Cuno gets his daily hit of electric, Cuno's *shazam*. Cuno rides the fucking lightning in there, pig."
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Electrochemistry: ... and somewhere, someone is jerking off to it, just like Noid said. Tune in to snuff radio.
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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Cuno: "Pigs can't displace, can't do that teleport shit..." He says to himself, then turns to you.
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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You: "I've heard enough of this."
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Cuno: "Good call pigmeister. Don't come and talk to Cuno about his Kingdom."
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You: "Is that my coat up there? I'm pretty sure it's mine." (Point to your coat waving in the wind.)
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Cuno: "Not for you, pig! Cuno can't wait to see you get all scared and shit your pants."
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Cuno: "Uh..." He looks you in the eye. "Why you fuckin' on yourself in front of Cuno? Talk Kingdom to Cuno or fuck off."
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Endurance: You could use some.
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You: "Okay, whatever."
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Cuno: "Cuno knows. Cuno and C saw you shit yourself. It's okay, pig. Not everyone can face the fear -- Cuno style."
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Cuno: "Whatever, piggy."
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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You: "I've got to jump to get in there? At my age? In my condition?!"
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Cuno: "Not everyone can fly like Cuno. You're old, you'll never make it." Cuno crosses his arms. "Moose piss has made you scared in the head."
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Cunoesse: "He's tryin'a fuck at you again, Cuno!"
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Kim Kitsuragi: Variable["TASK.get_speed_done"]
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Variable["TASK.get_speed_done"]
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!(Variable["TASK.get_speed_done"])
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Electrochemistry: Bet you'd like to ride the lightning too, wouldn't you? You feel tired and old, but you could have that sparkle in your eyes...
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Jump to: [kingdomhub]
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Kim Kitsuragi: IsKimHere()
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Cuno: "Uh..." Cuno's eyes light up. "Yeah! To the both of you. *Watch your ass in Cuno's town or Cuno's gonna fuck your head off*."
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Variable["cargo.cloakjump_wc_failed"]
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!(Variable["cargo.cloakjump_wc_failed"])
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You: "I tried that. It didn't go so well."
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You: "Is that it? Easy."
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Cuno: "You found Cuno's secret door to Cuno's secret shack?! It was closed for five thousand years. How the fuck did you get in?"
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Cuno: "And then what? You fuck in there? You fuck in Cuno's kingdom?"
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Cunoesse: "Fuck you, pig! Don't do Mag! You're gonna OD and you're gonna fucking die!"
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Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"]
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!(Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"])
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You: "I know all about magnesium. I rock it all the time."
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Cuno: "You're not getting this, pig! It *completely* takes away the hangover. It's like you didn't do *anything*! Like you stayed home playing with your choo-choo." He looks at you, eyes bulging.
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Cuno: "The fuck do you want with it?"
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You: "Could I get into the harbour from the roof?"
"Did you know you could get into the harbour from the roof?"
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You: "What was with the pighead?"
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Cuno: "Too brutal for you, huh? Cuno fuck your tongue off?"
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You: (Whisper.) "Yes. I think I'm going insane, Cuno."
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You: "No, I just want to get back to the shack."
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You: "C'mon, it's just magnesium, don't mystify it."
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Cuno: "Yeah? Did you fuck in there?"
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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!(Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"])
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Cunoesse: "Almost landed on your fat ass there!"
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Cuno: "F'course you want back in there. Everyone wants back in there."
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