YARD CUNO - 602
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Cuno: Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]
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You: "Hey kid, a word. Police business."
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Cunoesse: "Right in the dick, Cuno! Get him right in the dick!" The children ignore you.
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You: "Stop throwing rocks at my crime scene!"
"Stop getting high at my crime scene!"
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Cunoesse: "Fuck that f****t up, Cuno. Yeah! Right in the mouth-hole!"
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You: "I don't have time for this." [Leave.]
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Jump to: [cuno prehub]
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cuno prehub
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Cuno: "Cuno dies, you're gonna pick one out of his brain like that too? Cuno's gonna go out in a hail of bullets. Gonna look like a fucking porcupine."
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Esprit de Corps: Porta Rosa, a side alley of the Boogie Street spearhead. A young man in his early twenties approaches Patrol Officer Émile Mollins and asks for a cigarette. As Officer Mollins reaches in his coat pocket for the pack of 'Astra' he just purchased this morning...
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You: "Total *retards* use language like that. Congratulations, Cuno, you just made yourself a retard."
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Cuno: "Uh..."
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Cunoesse: "Stop choking, Cuno! The *fägäri's* got you in a chokehold!"
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You: "I got more speed. Let's do this again."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""All right, now we talkin'. Same sh..."]
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Fucking right, pig. Cuno's filling..."]
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SPEED
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Cuno: "Uh... North Jamrock," he corrects you. "Cuno meant everything north of 8/81. The rooster fucked Cuno's words up. Cuno doesn't do South. Doesn't fuck with the Madre."
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Suggestion: Cuno appreciates you recognizing him as the sovereign of Jamrock, though... North Jamrock, that is.
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Cuno: Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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!(Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"])
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Empathy: You're a little bit closer now to understanding this kid.
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Volition: Good idea.
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Untitled hub (02)
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You: "Yes. Let's move on."
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You: "Whatever, kid..."
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You: "I will remember this, Cuno."
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Pain Threshold: Feels good for some reason.
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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CUNO MAIN HUB
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You: "Okay."
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Cuno: "Okay. The fuck do you want from Cuno?"
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Cuno: "You and Cuno are fucking done. Get the fuck out of Cuno's sight."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Let's go, officer. I've had enough of this."
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Cuno: "... kipt kipt kipt." He comes to an abrupt stop. "Alright, shut it down, C, the Cunn has business to do." He turns to you, victorious.
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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You: "But I didn't try to shoot her, I just aimed at her."
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Cuno: "What, bitch?! You fuckin' making EXCUSES for yourself now?"
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"])
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Jump to: [TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_greeting_done"]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"])
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Cuno: Variable["TASK.add_even_more_beauty_to_the_wall_done"]
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Cuno: "Shit, pig..." You see respect in his eyes. "You got torn up bad there. Bled like a... like a fucking pig."
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Cuno: "Fuck out of here with your commie propaganda. There's only Cunoganda in the Kingdom of Cuno."
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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You: "Look, I have questions for you."
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Cuno: "Alright." He juts his chin out. "Entertain the Cuno! Show me whatcha got. Whatcha got there? Whatcha got, huh?! Show me whatcha got!"
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Cuno: "Cuno's riding it, C." He wipes sweat from his brow and sends another rock flying.
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Cunoesse: "The rake, Cuno!"
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You: "Maybe I do?"
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Cuno: IsKimHere()
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Cuno: "Well... uh..." Cuno looks confused.
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Authority: VICTORY!
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You: "Oh yeah? What about your little Locust City then?"
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Cuno: "It's not art, it's fucking brutal. Nothing pussy about it! The fuck out of here!"
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You: Cunofied Nonvomitor, here I come!
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Conceptualization: That's right, turn your weaknesses into conceptual strengths. Try it again now.
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You: "Oh yeah, kids!" (Nod in approval.) "But don't you mean *desert kipt*?"
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Cunoesse: "Watch out, Cuno! He's trying to crawl up your ass!"
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You: "I took care of the drug situation."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""All right, so you got Cuno's kilo...."]
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You: Try once more to figure him out, find a way to connect with him.
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You: Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"])
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"]
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Cuno: "One word out of you, pigshit, and you're locked out of the Cuno experience *forever* -- you hear me?"
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Cunoesse: "You hear the Cuno?"
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Cuno: "Fuck did you want anyway, you got your fuckbag down?"
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You: "Oh, now you want a normal conversation, huh?"
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You: "Yeah, let's have normal conversation."
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Jump to: [seafort.deserter_cuno_fake_switch]
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JUMP OUT to PARTY / CUNO MAIN
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END OF EXISTENCE
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Cuno: "Wish Cuno could," he says with sadness in his eyes. "That shit was vile."
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Cuno: "Yeah, Cuno's got some advice for you." The kid looks to his left, then to his right, and then leans towards you.
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Cuno: "What are you... like, eighty, right? Maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself in front of a fucking kid."
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Cuno: "Cuno saw you wield that can," he says with an approving nod. "Sweet graffito action, pig. Cuno likes that delinquent shit."
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You: "Poppa's bad to the bone, Cuno. Rotten to the core."
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You: "Yeah? You like art, Cuno?"
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You: "Thank you, Cuno. I really appreciate it."
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Cuno: "People. They say you kind of *died* for a moment. That you let your shit out already, but then came back. So I guess that's what's cool now."
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Cuno: "Just don't think coz you got half your dick shot off -- and you're an invalid now -- Cuno's gonna treat you different."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Cuno knows where you sleep -- the..."]
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Cuno: "Cuno knows where you sleep -- the pig who fucked his window up. I'm gonna climb in through that balcony, put the fucking knife in you... yeah," he mouths: "I've been in your room."
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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You: "Are you kids siblings?"
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Cuno: "The fuck are you talking about?" He throws another rock.
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Reaction Speed: Fast -- this kid has got street smarts.
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Jump to: [cuno prehub]
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Perception (Sight): The boy is sweating profusely, his eyes are like two black holes and his jaw is twitching as if trying to break free from the empire of his body.
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You: Hold on, what does that mean?
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You: "Stop using slurs at my crime scene. That's not how we do it."
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO WHO IS CUNO
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Untitled hub
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You: "He said to thank you. Wasn't too keen on chasing down that armour anyway."
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You: "He told me you promised to 'sic the pigs' on him."
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You: "Nothing. The tip really paid off. Good job, Cuno."
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You: "He said you're now the king of the entire *Jamrock*?!"
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Cunoesse: "Yeah! *Real* interesting."
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""No. Cuno doesn't give a fuck about..."]
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO LOCUSTS
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Cuno: "Look bitches, Cuno's gonna wrap it up for you." He pushes his chin out. "Talk business or fuck off. Enough 'bout this art shit."
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Perception (Hearing): "It's still piss-weak garbage!" you hear a subsonic squeak from behind the fence. "No one likes your fucking art, you should bang with your life. Murder was the case..."
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Esprit de Corps: "Bleed, pig!" someone opens a window and says, but Émile can't see who. His sight grows dim with pain...
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You: "Don't be silly, you're a kid. Answer me some questions instead."
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You: "You know what's a good line of work for getting shot?"
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You: "I'll be there for you, Cuno."
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You: "This all so superficial, kids. The race mystery runs deeper than you could ever understand."
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Cuno: "What is this shit?" He shrugs. "Talk normal to Cuno. You got your fuckbag down."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""The fuck about it?""]
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO BODY
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Jump to: [cuno prehub]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_volition_says_he_hasnt_been_in_your_room"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_volition_says_he_hasnt_been_in_your_room"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_volition_says_he_hasnt_been_in_your_room"])
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Savoir Faire: But he could get in there.
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Savoir Faire: It's not impossible for a boy his size to climb in...
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Cuno: "You missed a good show before. A *kipt* came by and completely fucked the tree to pieces."
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Cunoesse: "He *fucked* the tree up! Fucked it good! It was porno."
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You: "Cuno, I... I threw up and I can't investigate the body now..."
"Cuno, I... I... keep throwing up and I can't investigate the body at all..."
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Cuno: "Yeah, like a fucking volcano!" The kid is mimicking violent puking noises. "Fucking pathetic."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut.""]
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Cuno: "Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut.""]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_authority_fuck_cuno"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_authority_fuck_cuno"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_authority_fuck_cuno"])
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You: I don't know, that sounds like a risky move -- saying that.
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You: Yeah, that's clever! They can't call me something if I'm already calling myself that.
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You: Say nothing.
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You: "Noooooooo..."
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Cuno: "Yeah..." There's a dreamy look in his eyes.
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_wall_painting"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_wall_painting"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_wall_painting"])
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Cuno: Variable["yard.hanged_bullet_fished_out_cuno_wow"]
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You: "What's that supposed to mean?"
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Cuno: Cuno starts doing the *I got my eye on you* gesture repeatedly. "Who knows?!"
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Perception (Sight): The kid is obviously high.
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Drama: Sire, the boy has *not* really been in thine room. 'Tis but a falsification.
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You: "Hmmm... looks like it does have a place in the future after all."
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Cuno: "Yeah, kipt's a cool word. Cool men say kipt. Cuno's dad says it all the time, they say kipt on the radio. Cops say kipt. Even kipts say kipt. Cuno's cool. Cuno's a kipt."
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Cuno: "Yeah, the fuck did you want anyway? You got your fuckbag down."
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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You: "I have more questions about the crime scene."
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Yeah, the Kingdom of Cuno, the fuc..."]
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Authority: No! You don't *need* to ever talk to these little shitheads again. It's much more important to prove to this kid you're a man. A *big* man.
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You: "Try me, you little..." (Seriously risk your relationship with the Cuno.)
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You: Nod. (You hear him.)
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You: "About the crime scene -- you kids often play in this yard?"
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Right, pig, this is where Cuno pla..."]
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You: "I am looking for the Children of the Big Sea. Would that be you?"
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Cuno: "Cuno is the Big C, pig, and Cuno doesn't have fucking diaper rats, does he?"
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You: "I'll write you down as a 'no' then."
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You: "I don't know, does he?"
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Cuno: "Cuno cares now."
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_ask_if_cuno_really_cares"]
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Can't talk, pig. Shit's coming up..."]
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Cuno: "Can't talk, pig. Shit's coming up strong. Throwing rocks."
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You: "Really Cuno?"
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Cuno: "Fuck no, Cuno still doesn't give a shit."
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You: "I'm not getting into this right now." [Leave.]
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_shot_porcupine"]
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Cuno: "You're such a bummer, pig."
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Variable["TASK.add_even_more_beauty_to_the_wall_done"]
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!(Variable["TASK.add_even_more_beauty_to_the_wall_done"])
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darkhub
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Rhetoric: Money-debt doesn't mean anything. He's just saying words. You're not in his debt.
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Cuno: "After this shit you better have something *real* interesting to say if you wanna stay in Cuno's face."
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]
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Conceptualization: It's like a little engine has come alive on the other side of the fence. An engine that only says *kipt*.
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Hand/Eye Coordination: The kid moves his hands like a basketball player dribbling fast.
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You: Figure out what's going on with this kid.
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You: Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"])
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"]
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Cunoesse: "You heard Cuno, pighole! NO FUCKING DIAPER RATS!"
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You: "I am looking for the Children of the Big C. The C stands for Communism. Would that be you?"
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Cuno: "Cuno isn't a fucking communist, bacon man, he's a fucking *Cunoist.*"
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Cuno: "What?! You wanna *fuck* Cuno now?"
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Authority: It's just like back in school. Insults are weapons for bullies. Disarm him, make his weapons your own. Tell him you *do* wanna fuck him.
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Cuno: "Can't you see I'm throwing rocks?!"
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Jump to: [cuno prehub]
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Cuno: "Necromancer pig," he says, eyes full of admiration. "That shit was dark... going in there like that... brutal shit. Tell me:"
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You: "Who's saying that?"
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Not *all* of us." The lieutenant shakes his head. "Acts like that stick with you for a while."
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Cuno: "No one's moving anywhere. Do this shit again and Cuno's gonna climb in your room at night -- with a knife." He points towards the Whirling-in-Rags and whispers:
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You: Never mind.
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Cunoesse: "Yeah, Cuno! Ride the lightning, Cuno!"
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Cuno: "Uh... fuck... okay. Cuno's a giver like that, yes." He looks slightly confused.
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Cuno: "Yeah, that's what Cuno said. Don't be saying what Cuno said back to Cuno." He throws his hands in the air. "Get the fuck out of here, parroting Cuno..."
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Cuno: The kid raises his voice: "But you and Cuno are good for now. Pals. Shoot that shit at Cuno, let's have a jolly time."
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Composure: The determination in his voice leaves little room for doubt in his sincerity. He means every word. *Needs* to be taken seriously.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Hmh..." An imperceptible nod.
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Esprit de Corps: You *are* making excuses, he thinks. For aiming your gun at a child nonetheless.
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Kim Kitsuragi: "*We* shouldn't do anything. I don't tempt such forces."
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You: "What *forces*?"
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You: "I see what you mean, but we've got little choice here."
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Cuno: "F****ts love it in the dick."
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Cunoesse: "You're lucky you didn't die there, f****t!"
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Cuno: "So you tried to kill Cuno's girl... What's up with that? You wanna talk about it?"
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Cuno: Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"]
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SCENE
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Kim Kitsuragi: "*Why* would you say that?" The lieutenant turns to you, more surprised than angry.
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Cunoesse: "He's calling us f****ts, Cuno! He says we're fucking each other."
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_left_in_prehub"]
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Variable["yard.cuno_left_in_prehub"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_left_in_prehub"])
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Cuno: "Cuno's got this." The boy throwing rocks at the dead body can't be older than twelve.
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Jump to: [Cuno: ""Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut.""]
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Cuno: "Cuno's cruising his bitch on the town and the bitch comes back griefin' to the Cuno? What is up with that?"
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Cunoesse: "Get the fuck out of here, fatass! Those pants are too small for you!"
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Savoir Faire: It's totally okay for a man your age to wear pants like that. And you're not fat.
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Jump to: [Empathy: "You were too pushy last time. Think..."]
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO BEFRIEND WC
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Suggestion: You should thank him.
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Esprit de Corps: The man shoots him point blank in his chest. Breathless, the patrol officer collapses in the gutter. His right hand is grabbing the armour on his chest. The bullet didn't pierce it, but he can't breathe. On the pavement, the patter of the perpetrator's feet growing distant.
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Cunoesse: "Kipt, kipt, kiptidy kipty kipt..." The little one sputters, "kiptidy kipt kipt kipt kipt..."
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Cunoesse: "Kipt-Cuno!"
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You: "Alright alright, simmer down. I think we all learned our lesson."
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Cuno: "Cuno's back to full power now, he doesn't give a shit about kipts and retards." He lets go of his throat. "Let's talk normal shit."
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Jump to: [XP.befriend_the_cuno]
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JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SHACK
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Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]
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!(Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"])
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Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]
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Volition: He hasn't been in your room, relax.
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Cuno: "Write Cuno down as a FUCK YOU, pencil pig."
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Cunoesse: "Oh yeah, *napakymppi* Cuno!" yells the other kid behind the fence.
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You: "A moment of your time, please!"
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Rhetoric: The language these kids are using... pure unfettered id. There will be no reasoning with those creatures.
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Cuno: "The fuck does Cuno know what a rake is. Cuno's not a gardener."
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Physical Instrument: Goddamn right, he's not a gardener. He's an athlete. Every rock connects, making the battered corpse look just a little bit worse for wear.
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DOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH
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You: "You got a good hand, kid!"
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Electrochemistry: Shit coming up strong... that sounds good. Joyous. You should hang out with this kid and see what that juicy *shit* is all about.
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Cuno: Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]
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Cuno: "You're still a dink," he says without malice. "Now what's your case with Cuno?"
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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You: "Easy, Cuno... I just had a couple of questions."
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Kim Kitsuragi: "Just take it easy," he says with what seems like excessive caution.
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Conceptualization: Don't ask questions, roll with it. It will work, I promise!
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You: I don't think so.
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Cuno: DayCount() == 3
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DayCount() == 3
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!(DayCount() == 3)
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Cuno: "Cuno's like Cuno's dad -- Cuno doesn't give a fuck about anything."
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Cuno: "Fuck does Cuno care?" The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
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Cuno: "Cuno hopes you learned your lesson and Cuno doesn't have to send his guys after you again." He nods seriously. "Now, what do you want from Cuno?"
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Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
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Cuno: "Cuno knows which kipt Cuno meant. Cuno knows *all* the kipts. Cuno's dad's a kipt-expert, says kipt every day! A hundred times a day!!"
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Cuno: He boasts: "Cuno's dad doesn't give a shit about *anything*."
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Cunoesse: "Cuno sent your fat ass running around like jello!"
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Cunoesse: "Are you snitching, Cuno?!"
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Cuno: "This is some ancient bullshit, people!" He addresses the surrounding windows. "Cuno would rather take ten than snitch! Pig's full of shit! Get the fuck out of here!"
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Cuno: "What is this -- tryin'a be cool with your new asshole? Cuno was just being nice to you." He waves you off. "You got fucked bad. Now limp the fuck out of here."
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Cunoesse: "Even the pigs think it's garbage!"
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Cuno: IsKimHere()
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IsKimHere()
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!(IsKimHere())
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Kim Kitsuragi: The lieutenant nods.
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You: Nod.
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Cuno: "Whatcha fuckin' noddin' at there, 'clard?! Cuno sees that shit." He makes a discarding motion. "Let's just talk shit, Cuno needs to calm down."
486
Empathy: He means it. He really does want to calm down.
179->486
180->429
181
Cuno: "Now lay that shit at Cuno." He snaps his fingers. "You got your fuck bag down from the tree, fuck more do you want?"
181->147
182
Cuno: IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
183
IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
182->183
184
!(IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood"))
182->184
316
Untitled hub
183->316
348
Rhetoric: If you want to shut it down, you need to act decisively. It's Cuno. Use Cuno-words.
184->348
185
Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
185->438
317
Cuno: "Yes, yes, Cuno wants a normal conversation!" He even sounds a little plaintive now. "Ask normal shit please."
186->317
187
Cuno: "Like fuck you did..." He lets go of his throat. "Cuno's gonna keep saying kipt forever now. Kipt, kipt, kih.. *cough*." He only gets two kipts out before he coughs.
432
Half Light: You really fucked him.
187->432
188
You: "Cuno, let's talk about your shack again."
297
Jump to: [Cuno: ""The fuck do you want with it?""]
188->297
189
You: "I want to buy the FALN pants."
244
Cuno: "Here, pig. We FALN now. Performance buddies." Cuno unzips his jacket again and pulls the pants out of the plastic wrapping.
189->244
190
Cuno: Variable["tc.kipt"]
191
Variable["tc.kipt"]
190->191
192
!(Variable["tc.kipt"])
190->192
191->182
437
Encyclopedia: By the way, 'kipt' is a racial slur.
192->437
193
You: "We're talking again? You're not pissed off at me?"
467
Cuno: "That was before you took a bullet to the *dick*," the kid says. "Now it's back to business with Cuno. Cuno's *adult* like that."
193->467
276
Rhetoric: A new mode of government: Rule by Cuno. Outside of this backyard, it will never exist.
194->276
195
Cuno: "What's the matter? Cuno's got you cornered? Nothing to say?" He's swaying from side to side like a vicious rooster.
451
Cuno: "Who's the man now, huh? Cuno's the man!" The kid is working himself up. "You wouldn't believe the pussy Cuno tears up."
195->451
196
Jump to: [Cuno: ""Shitload, pig, what's your questio..."]
10930132
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO BODY
196->10930132
197
Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
197->438
198
You: "I guess that's true."
236
Cuno: "Cool, cool, cool." He nods along. "That's very cool to Cuno."
198->236
199->438
282
Jump to: [cuno prehub]
200->282
202
Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]
201->202
203
!(Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"])
201->203
433
Cuno: Variable["plaza.tribunal_kim_shot"]
202->433
325
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
203->325
204
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_lets_talk_succeded_whitecheck"]
205
Variable["yard.cuno_lets_talk_succeded_whitecheck"]
204->205
206
!(Variable["yard.cuno_lets_talk_succeded_whitecheck"])
204->206
205->90
206->24
207
Cuno: "Watch out, pig. It's a dangerous world out there. But Cuno's got his eyes on you."
207->80
12120214
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SPEED
208->12120214
209
You: "I want to buy the FALN pants after all."
209->244
460
Cuno: "Yeah, so?" He doesn't understand. "Cuno *did* sic the pigs on him. Cuno's a man of his word."
210->460
211->438
212
You: "Cuno, I wasn't trying to shoot her. It just went off. Sometimes it just goes off..."
213
Cuno: "Cuno wants to like reckless shit..." He looks at one hand, then the other. "But then you almost kill Cuno's girl. Cuno's conflicted and shit."
212->213
485
Cuno: "Stop bending Cuno's mind and stop waving your gun around kids. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
213->485
313
You: "You don't threaten me."
214->313
462
You: "Okay, let's."
214->462
215->20
217
Authority: They pay you no heed or pretend not to notice you.
216->217
380
Cuno: "F****t shit himself."
217->380
218->4
218->31
218->53
218->159
409
You: "Kim, what should we do?"
218->409
414
You: "Kid! You wanna hang out? I'm not a narc."
218->414
223
Authority: Yeah, maybe you're right... it works better if it's not a kid at the other end of the barrel.
219->223
220->195
221
Cuno: "Fuck no! Cuno doesn't buy that shit. Fucking entrapment shit."
221->54
222
Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
222->438
475
Volition: Stop thinking this idiotic thought *now* and say something normal instead.
223->475
224->218
225
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno"] == true and Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == false) or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
226
Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno"] == true and Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == false) or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
225->226
227
!(Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno"] == true and Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == false) or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true)
225->227
226->27
387
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]
227->387
229->170
230->179
231
Reaction Speed: Except kipts.
247
Cunoesse: "Try to crawl out of Cuno's ass now!"
231->247
232
You: "Okay, I'm off." [Leave.]
391
Cuno: Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]
232->391
233
Electrochemistry: I mean drugs. The kid's on drugs.
233->472
234
Cuno: "Fuck no! Art's shit." He takes a step back.
252
Cuno: Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"]
234->252
235
You: (Write in an imaginary notebook.) "Got it: *Art's... shit...."
450
Cuno: "That's right, pig." He looks pleased. "Shit."
235->450
236->428
237
You: "Great, but can I have a quick word?"
237->72
238
Conceptualization: Always the cynic. Then I have a suggestion -- just don't vomit any more, okay?
238->52
420
Cuno: "Pigs..." He nods. There's a silence. It carries.
239->420
240
Cuno: Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"]
241
Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"]
240->241
242
!(Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"])
240->242
241->166
242->137
12120152
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SPEED
243->12120152
423
Cuno: "Cuno can already see you soaring through the air like a fucking eagle." He looks at you with pride. "Pig's in Cuno's debt now. Money-debt."
244->423
245
You: "I talked to Mañana about the armour."
347
Cuno: "So?!" He raises his eyebrows, projecting aggressive indifference.
245->347
246
Cuno: "Cuno doesn't reward weakness," he says looking at your pathetic limp. "It's business as usual with Cuno. Cuno's cold like that."
246->17
247->84
248->438
249->65
250
Conceptualization: If there ever was such a thing as an ugly kid, then this is it. He's almost exquisite in his ugliness. Like a gremlin.
250->155
251
Cuno: "That's it?! That's all you've got -- *Noooooo*? Got your ass handed to you by the Cuno?!" He's swaying from side to side like a vicious rooster.
251->451
253
Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"]
252->253
254
!(Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"])
252->254
253->35
253->163
253->235
254->163
254->235
255
Cuno: IsKimHere()
256
IsKimHere()
255->256
257
!(IsKimHere())
255->257
256->118
257->364
281
Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
258->281
259
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_found_bullet"]
260
Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_found_bullet"]
259->260
261
!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_found_bullet"])
259->261
477
Cuno: Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"]
260->477
261->116
262
You: "Let's discuss these illegal narcotics again."
398
Jump to: [Cuno: ""Been waitin' for you to fucking ma..."]
262->398
263
You: "Hey Cuno... got any speed?"
263->10
264
Cuno: "Cuno gives you hot fucking leads... snitch-bitch style -- and you come back griefin' the Cuno? The fuck out of here!"
264->342
427
Cuno: "Look, pig..." He's suddenly all business. "Cuno sent you to rough some people up. Cuno played you. That happened. Now you and Cuno should move on."
265->427
266->173
267
Cuno: "You got fucked." He repeats. "You got fucked, pig. Fucked *bad*. Of course you're gonna remember this. Now get the fuck out of here, griefin' the Cuno..."
267->102
268->86
296
Cuno: "Aaaaaand you're back in business with the Cuno. Now what is it?"
269->296
270
Cuno: "Fuck you, Cuno says *kipt* if he wants to. Cuno's dad says *kipt* all the time. *Kipt's* a cool word."
270->146
271
Cunoesse: "The huge kipt made him his bottom kipt, Cuno! Stay away from him!"
356
Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
271->356
280
You: "I'm sorry about that, I got carried away."
272->280
330
You: "I think we've all moved past that by now, Cuno."
272->330
377
Kim Kitsuragi: "You will see."
273->377
274
Cuno: "Cuno doesn't fucking care."
275->111
276->30
277->250
278->73
279
You: Uhh... what?
279->165
363
Cuno: "Do this shit again and Cuno's gonna climb in your room at night -- with a knife." He points towards the Whirling-in-Rags and whispers:
280->363
281->438
282->218
283
You: "What was that about running you an errand and *illegal narcotics*, Cuno?"
284
Jump to: [Cuno: ""Cuno gets it from his dad. Cuno an..."]
283->284
12120223
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SPEED
284->12120223
285
Cuno: HasVolitionDamage() and Variable["yard.cuno_gardener_composure"]
286
HasVolitionDamage() and Variable["yard.cuno_gardener_composure"]
285->286
287
!(HasVolitionDamage() and Variable["yard.cuno_gardener_composure"])
285->287
286->142
287->465
288->3
288->113
289->265
290->174
292
Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_shot_porcupine"]
291->292
293
!(Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_shot_porcupine"])
291->293
292->145
293->132
294
Drama: Sire, it just *went off*!
352
Untitled hub
294->352
295->123
401
Authority: Cuno is a merciful king. Kind to his wayward subjects.
296->401
12100095
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SHACK
297->12100095
353
Cuno: IsKimHere()
298->353
299->160
300
Cuno: Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == true
301
Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == true
300->301
302
!(Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == true)
300->302
303->438
304
You: "Maybe you got some advice for me? I mean, you are obviously handling it quite well."
304->48
305->304
306
You: "Ah, forget about it."
305->306
382
You: "Screw the both of you!"
305->382
306->47
415
Conceptualization: Hmm... perhaps you could compress this negative energy and turn it into some sort of a Cunofied Nonvomitor?
307->415
308
You: Juicy what now?
308->233
309->238
310->76
311
Cuno: "Pig..." Cuno slaps his forehead. "Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that sounds."
480
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_reported_back_on_manana"]
311->480
483
Rhetoric: You found a real nice button to push. Turned the tables on him.
312->483
313->43
314
Cuno: "Can't tell Cuno what words to use. Fucking *kipt*." He imbues the last syllable with a special kind of joy.
314->83
430
You: "What is this, a word museum? You wanna belong to a museum, Cuno? With the old people?"
314->430
315
Cuno: "Kh...ff... Cuno's not fucking choking." He grabs his throat like he's choking.
315->149
490
You: "Choked you out there. Serves you right for using reactionary shit."
315->490
316->7
316->37
316->62
371
You: "Wish I could have been here to see it... Now, I have some questions."
316->371
375
You: "Stop using *the k-word!* It belongs in the past."
316->375
317->185
318
Cuno: "Shit..." He stops. "The fuck did you want anyway? You got your fuckbag down, now let's talk normal shit."
318->186
318->376
319
You: "I want to discuss the body with you again, Cuno."
319->63
320
You: "Cuno, I found your shack." (Point to the shack.)
320->150
322
Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]
321->322
323
!(Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"])
321->323
322->472
410
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_coming_up"]
323->410
324
You: "I gotta ask... who is Cuno?"
343
Jump to: [yard.cuno_punchhub_reached]
324->343
326
Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
325->326
327
!(Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true)
325->327
466
Cuno: The kid doesn't even look at you. You're dead to him.
326->466
327->97
328->190
329->438
330->255
332
IsKimHere()
331->332
333
!(IsKimHere())
331->333
332->134
333->34
334
Authority: Exactly!
334->475
336
Variable["yard.hanged_bullet_fished_out_cuno_wow"]
335->336
337
!(Variable["yard.hanged_bullet_fished_out_cuno_wow"])
335->337
336->259
337->477
338
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_gun_at_cunoesse"]
339
Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_gun_at_cunoesse"]
338->339
340
!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_gun_at_cunoesse"])
338->340
358
Cuno: Variable["gates.mhead_took_down_the_hanged_man"]
339->358
340->130
341
You: "You wouldn't happen to know anything about any missing locusts?"
341->59
422
Composure: The pants are totally okay, don't listen to her, she's trying to give you body image problems.
342->422
10920295
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO WHO IS CUNO
343->10920295
345
Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"]
344->345
346
!(Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"])
344->346
345->143
452
Jump to: [yard.cuno_befriend_failed_once]
346->452
347->144
348->316
349
Jump to: [Cuno: ""Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut.""]
349->303
350
You: "So you respect me now?"
351
Cuno: "You're dreamin' pig. That's not how this shit *works*."
350->351
404
Empathy: A *little*. But don't expect anything to *change*.
351->404
352->22
352->212
352->280
352->330
354
IsKimHere()
353->354
355
!(IsKimHere())
353->355
354->126
355->280
355->330
356->438
357
Cunoesse: "You should throw the rake at him, Cuno."
357->157
359
Variable["gates.mhead_took_down_the_hanged_man"]
358->359
360
!(Variable["gates.mhead_took_down_the_hanged_man"])
358->360
469
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_mhead"]
359->469
360->204
361
Cuno: "Or what? You'll fucking vomit on Cuno too, pig?"
361->70
362
Cunoesse: "What was that, Cuno?"
386
Cuno: "Nothing, C, nothing." He coughs. "Just slicing some bacon."
362->386
363->82
364->51
365->164
366
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_vomit_advice"]
367
Variable["yard.cuno_vomit_advice"]
366->367
368
!(Variable["yard.cuno_vomit_advice"])
366->368
367->36
367->279
367->309
368->70
453
Cuno: Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]
369->453
370->438
371->140
372
Logic: Irregular speech patterns... overconfidence... Could this kid be on drugs? This warrants further investigation into this... *Cuno*.
372->438
373
Cuno: "Uh what?" He quickly looks around. "Don't be playin' Cuno off as a snitch-bitch. The oldest trick in the book, people!"
373->172
374->102
375->314
376->349
377->156
378->248
379->128
380->468
381->438
382->361
384
Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_ask_if_cuno_really_cares"]
383->384
385
!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_ask_if_cuno_really_cares"])
383->385
384->92
384->237
385->281
386->93
388
Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]
387->388
389
!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"])
387->389
388->97
413
Cuno: "Everyone says you started crying in the middle of a firefight and then bled like a pig." He shrugs. "I guess that was cool."
389->413
390->169
392
Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]
391->392
393
!(Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"])
391->393
394
Cuno: Variable["yard.cuno_posttribunal_exit_done"]
392->394
393->274
395
Variable["yard.cuno_posttribunal_exit_done"]
394->395
396
!(Variable["yard.cuno_posttribunal_exit_done"])
394->396
396->207
397->315
12120197
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO SPEED
398->12120197
399
You: "I talked to the gardener. She said not to listen to you."
399->311
400
Jump to: [CUNO MAIN HUB]
400->438
401->400
402->44
403->231
436
Cunoesse: "Don't let him dominate you, Cuno! Fuck his fat ass!"
404->436
406
Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"]
405->406
407
!(Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"])
405->407
406->294
407->352
408
You: "Cuno, I need a fridge to stash the body."
448
Jump to: [Cuno: ""For the fuck-gimp? Good thing you..."]
408->448
409->127
411
Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_coming_up"]
410->411
412
!(Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_coming_up"])
410->412
411->119
411->308
412->472
413->117
413->193
413->198
414->221
415->366
474
Cuno: "Cuno's pa is. You're just shit at life," he says without malice. "Now what's your case with Cuno?"
416->474
417->251
418->218
419->334
420->132
421
Jump to: [Cuno: ""Yeah," he says slowly, meeting you..."]
12110111
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO LOCUSTS
421->12110111
422->285
423->101
424->373
425->11
426->484
427->15
428->246
429->23
430->270
431->181
432->318
434
Variable["plaza.tribunal_kim_shot"]
433->434
435
!(Variable["plaza.tribunal_kim_shot"])
433->435
434->45
435->225
436->248
437->182
438->9
438->38
438->39
438->69
438->85
438->87
438->88
438->107
438->112
438->188
438->189
438->209
438->232
438->245
438->262
438->263
438->283
438->319
438->320
438->324
438->341
438->350
438->399
438->408
439
You: "The body -- what do you know about it?"
438->439
449
You: "I know you took the locusts from the traps the cryptozoologists set up."
438->449
439->196
440->222
442
Variable["yard.cuno_greeting_done"]
441->442
443
!(Variable["yard.cuno_greeting_done"])
441->443
442->166
443->240
444->218
445
Jump to: [Cuno: ""Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut.""]
445->303
446->133
447->234
10940090
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO FRIDGE
448->10940090
449->421
450->197
451->362
12090088
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO BEFRIEND WC
452->12090088
454
Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]
453->454
455
!(Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"])
453->455
454->438
455->372
456
Jump to: [Empathy: "It's not Cuno. It's Cunoesse."]
12090080
JUMP OUT to YARD / CUNO BEFRIEND WC
456->12090080
458
Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"]
457->458
459
!(Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"])
457->459
458->456
459->452
460->265
461->267
462->296
464->271
465->438
467->17
468->357
470
Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_mhead"]
469->470
471
!(Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_mhead"])
469->471
470->204
471->68
472->32
473->162
474->329
475->33
475->220
475->417
476->132
478
Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"]
477->478
479
!(Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"])
477->479
478->338
479->358
481
Variable["yard.cuno_reported_back_on_manana"]
480->481
482
!(Variable["yard.cuno_reported_back_on_manana"])
480->482
481->264
482->141
483->12
484->438
485->176
486->23
488
Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]
487->488
489
!(Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"])
487->489
488->295
489->124
490->187